@emilyiguess.bsky.social
*aggressively scratches bush*
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
*aggressively scratches bush*
Almost spent 20 minutes crafting an email that a 78 second phone call cleared up (and then some)
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Almost spent 20 minutes crafting an email that a 78 second phone call cleared up (and then some)
Reposted
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
Honestly a perfect occasion to play U.N.I.T.Y.
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Honestly a perfect occasion to play U.N.I.T.Y.
them playing chappell for the gays is so FUNNY TO ME
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
them playing chappell for the gays is so FUNNY TO ME
Just took a shit that I’m shocked/offended by the smell of
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Just took a shit that I’m shocked/offended by the smell of
Lisa rinna bustin it open at Andy’s baby shower is my spirit animal
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Lisa rinna bustin it open at Andy’s baby shower is my spirit animal
You ever get a notification about a charge and it changes your plans for the night lmao
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You ever get a notification about a charge and it changes your plans for the night lmao
Guys I just found a graph in my feed that relates to something I said to my mom about something she doesn’t care about and won’t remember like ok I’ll just stfu
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Guys I just found a graph in my feed that relates to something I said to my mom about something she doesn’t care about and won’t remember like ok I’ll just stfu
top 5 whale scenes? absofuckinglutely thank you
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
top 5 whale scenes? absofuckinglutely thank you
Dawg who the fuck are the looking for in MINNESOTA like where is the nearest border even fuck off
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Dawg who the fuck are the looking for in MINNESOTA like where is the nearest border even fuck off
This is Adulthood (2026)
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is Adulthood (2026)
Not sure if I’ve eaten today tbh
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Not sure if I’ve eaten today tbh
In n out gotta be my current hyperfoxation meal
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
In n out gotta be my current hyperfoxation meal
Not enough of you have read the part in the hunger games where Katniss and peeta discover that the partiers are purging to be able to indulge in more food but I remember
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Not enough of you have read the part in the hunger games where Katniss and peeta discover that the partiers are purging to be able to indulge in more food but I remember
I’ll be honest, it’s hard not to give in to the goon
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I’ll be honest, it’s hard not to give in to the goon
Didn’t go outside yesterday at all and FORGOT ABOUT THE WOLF MOON
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Didn’t go outside yesterday at all and FORGOT ABOUT THE WOLF MOON
The Texans did what at the one 😳
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Texans did what at the one 😳
Took a 6pm nap and now it’s 12:30 lol will I sleep orrr
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Took a 6pm nap and now it’s 12:30 lol will I sleep orrr
trying to practice delayed gratification by baking my pasta
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
trying to practice delayed gratification by baking my pasta
Forgot I’ve seen charli lol
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Forgot I’ve seen charli lol
So many concerts in 2016 🥹
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
So many concerts in 2016 🥹
Apparently I’ve seen the wonder years
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Apparently I’ve seen the wonder years
Phone is out of storage so I’m going through old videos but instead of deleting things I’m just reliving old memories lmao
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Phone is out of storage so I’m going through old videos but instead of deleting things I’m just reliving old memories lmao