*me trying to fix it*

Me: I can fix it (to the irreparably damaged timing mechanism)

the cameras

So by firing experienced FAA staff America is competing for the title of “most dangerous”

Congratulations!

The cancer research team at the Georgetown Lombardi saved my life when I was experiencing complications and repeated infections from benign breast disease… and they are being defunded for (*checks notes*) armored cyber trucks.

“If white men can survive a young woman calling them out, America can survive a billionaire installing private servers and raiding the US Treasury for personal gain” -👨🏻

Ah yes. Using the Super Bowl to debut the work of a modern day Leni Riefenstahl 😵‍💫

I care.

… “senior staffers reportedly asked for proposed images of Civil Rights leaders Martin Luther King Jr. and Dolores Huerta to be switched out with photos of former President Richard Nixon meeting Elvis Presley and former President Ronald Reagan talking to former baseball shortstop Cal Ripken Jr” — 👀

Even after she replaced pictures of MLK with Elvis hoping to please him 🫠

Does Pete know how to do math though?

Oh no.