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Emily Cohen
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Toxicologist💊. EM doc👩🏻‍⚕️. New Yorker🗽. Thoughts are not medical advice; opinions are my own, not my employer’s.
Oh my goodness. My moment to shine.
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pro tip, do not try this new thing unless you want to also be exposed to bufodienolide, a cardiac glycoside.
July 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nothing more disappointing than a snack mix that’s overly reliant on pretzels.
December 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Trying to imagine a world in which the hospital purell didn’t give me contact dermatitis.
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
We’ve been Club Norovirus at home for the last couple weeks and I have, somehow, escaped without becoming ill.

But the mental trauma is…extensive.
December 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Great read, and worth it just for the reminder that supplements are not regulated by the FDA.
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I take it all back; it’s raining and I feel smug and well-prepared. Today is just a roller coaster of emotions, I guess.
The embarrassment of bringing the big umbrella because my phone told me 85% chance of rain this afternoon, and I’m the only one in the whole city carrying one.
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
The embarrassment of bringing the big umbrella because my phone told me 85% chance of rain this afternoon, and I’m the only one in the whole city carrying one.
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 PM
PSA, these exist in our world.
December 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Really feeling like the month between Thanksgiving and the new year should be a day off.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I would describe the number of cheerios currently on my floor as dispiriting.
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Didn’t expect a lion fish to be part of my Black Friday experience, but New Jersey will surprise you like that.
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I am a horrible cook but a pretty good baker, and I only have one multipurpose tip to share this Thanksgiving: triple the crumb.
November 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
You can order a mocha instead of a coffee and no one even has to know.
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Now that the weather is getting colder, remember to think about CO poisoning, especially for patients who may be heating their living spaces by leaving oven doors open or running generators. CO is odorless, colorless, and a killer. It can look a lot like the flu.
November 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Thanksgiving is not my working holiday (I always work Christmas), and I’m deeply grateful to my colleagues who man the ship while I eat turkey and stuffing.
November 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Update, I loved it so much that I bought my own mint purell to bring to work as a little treat.
Someone left energizing mint purell at the desk at work and what a treat! Between this and my Diet Coke in a can, I’m flying high.
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
You can just make a berry bowl instead of a fruit salad and it looks fancy, and you don’t have to deal with a melon baller. Follow me for more 💫culinary tips💫
November 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
One of the rudest things my phone does is share my average screen time with me every Sunday.
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Someone left energizing mint purell at the desk at work and what a treat! Between this and my Diet Coke in a can, I’m flying high.
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Just got an email from my college encouraging me to travel from Toronto to Vancouver by rail with other alums, and just let me say, a thousand times no.
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by Emily Cohen
Kodi’s #psychiatry fact of the day: be careful with over the counter “mood supplements.” Many are serotonergic and can cause serotonin syndrome, especially when mixed with other psych meds.
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I want to bring this perfect creature to work and next time someone is having a hypertensive emergency or dissecting, I’ll just bring out the pup instead of nicardipine.
The goodest hospital employee is officially official, and to say the staff members are excited would be an understatement.

#Pediatrics #MedSky
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Every time I prescribe colchicine for a gout flare, my toxicologist soul shudders and shakes a little.
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 PM