They say heaven knows the road is slow. Well how the hell would heaven know?

I haven’t bought a rotisserie chicken from anywhere but Costco in a long time. Was no one going to tell me how much of a scam it is to buy one anywhere else lol? $11 for a rotisserie chicken should be a crime.

I WANT TO GO TO TARGET WITH BESTIE @brianamarijuana.bsky.social

My toddlers ability to pick anything up and just make it disappear into thin air is truly a wonder

Why tf did g-d take Mac Miller and not Donald Tr**p

Having a kid means it’s a treat when you can listen to your music really loud when you’re finally alone in the car for once.

Growing up I always wondered why my mom wanted to go lay down all the time. Now that I’m a mom… all I want to do is go lay down 😂

The one good thing to come from this election is it has really empowered me to say what I feel and stop making myself small in order to not ruffle feathers.

Happy to be here 😁😁