squeaked out on the acorn pie (in squirrel voice)
one time back in college me and a friend decided to embrace our inner gatherer and scavanged over 200 acorns, crack them open with a hammer, boiled the nuts for 3 hours to take out the tannins, and make them into pies
July 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
squeaked out on the acorn pie (in squirrel voice)
can you imagine if taylor swift died
July 11, 2023 at 9:56 PM
can you imagine if taylor swift died
i feel like my brain was deep fried and someone scraped the dull edge of a knife across it
July 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
i feel like my brain was deep fried and someone scraped the dull edge of a knife across it
dear god. when will i meet reba
July 4, 2023 at 2:13 AM
dear god. when will i meet reba
learning to drive a plane from harrison ford himself 👍 honored to be learning from such a talent
July 3, 2023 at 1:44 AM
learning to drive a plane from harrison ford himself 👍 honored to be learning from such a talent
we stay fucking up 👍
July 1, 2023 at 10:29 PM
we stay fucking up 👍
rate limit: reached 👍 thanks so much elon
July 1, 2023 at 9:34 PM
rate limit: reached 👍 thanks so much elon
who wants to be best friends forever and ever and ever
June 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
who wants to be best friends forever and ever and ever
doing sooooooooooo awesom 👍
June 24, 2023 at 3:20 AM
doing sooooooooooo awesom 👍
girl i knew in high school got proposed to with chick fil a nuggets. it’s time to stop the christians
June 23, 2023 at 6:13 PM
girl i knew in high school got proposed to with chick fil a nuggets. it’s time to stop the christians
teaching the cat how to use a shotgun
June 23, 2023 at 5:58 PM
teaching the cat how to use a shotgun
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introduce the person you're dating as "my powerful ally"
June 2, 2023 at 2:03 AM
introduce the person you're dating as "my powerful ally"
sending obama my bluesky invite code
June 23, 2023 at 3:29 PM
sending obama my bluesky invite code
dam shame about those submarine fellas
June 23, 2023 at 3:27 PM
dam shame about those submarine fellas