Thank you 💛

In case you're wondering, I like my coffee blonde with half milk and two teaspoons of sugar. I want the art to have hearts because I'm basic and it's cute. And so are you, if you're bringing me coffee.

I don't think any sex or gender is a monolith. I do think there are some expectations that come from either side and it can make communication pretty difficult. Especially if curiosity is discouraged as it so frequently is. Learning to ask the *right* questions is a skill, too...

I guess it could be used in horny contexts, too. But I hear a lot about men in the real world receiving backlash for any emotional expression that's not anger or joy and I have to wonder if it's how we believe men should be or how men and women communicate. A mix of both, maybe?

I'm quizzing you to get a feel for your personality, but all you can see are my massive, hentai badonkahonkers in my tight black shirt and my red, red lips. My tongue piercing and its little black ball are visible when I speak...

Now I'm wondering how many men have a thing for the women who try to matchmake them... New story idea?

Then again, I could pair some of you up and you'd call me anyway ;)

No, I don't know what the points are for

Wow, that's a lot of kitchen utensils up your ass. Good job, I'm impressed. But also very confused. And you learned the name for each utensil in two different languages?! Extra points!

That wig and lacy women's underwear looks great sweetie. Bring me my coffee, please

A Wise Seductress? Eeehhh... I'm more Dispenser of Headpats

Either way, there should be pizza and alcohol

I suppose it's also a massage until relaxed and give a hard pegging before ordering pizza and having wine kind of day... I promise to use unscented for my alpha males out there