Maybe AI will be like the microwave where at first we're like wow we can use this for everything and then we realize that's disgusting and relegate it to a few specific tasks.

Having Cheryl in the background makes this feel like even more of a joke. Are they gonna call up every side character he wronged in a past season?

Still love this Writers Guild strike sign for my creative writing workshop AI policy

Mhm. (Tony Hoagland)

I Voted For Trump Because I Thought He'd Lower Diet Coke Prices. Now, I'm Scared.

"Mackworth" in Painted Bride Quarterly

I'm undoubtedly overjoyed we are making the exceptional choice to wholeheartedly accept our amazingly outstanding AI overlords.

This is meant to be suggestive, right?

Did you know??? Showing ankles is "pretty polarizing." #ThePuritansCalled

I'm so excited to be editing The Oxford Handbook of Shirley Jackson (!!!) with Kristopher Woofter. To show my growth, here's a photo from my study abroad program at St. Edmund Hall, Oxford, summer 2019. I pregamed the banquet with a bottle of rosé from Tesco and had to leave after the salad course.

Perfect Dickinson poem for my 9/11 class.