emily
@emily.coolsuckto.es
book enjoyer, failed librarian, writer of bad code
it's ok to yell at me if I forget to use alt text
it's ok to yell at me if I forget to use alt text
I was just reminded that carpeted bathrooms were a thing and I've come here to share it with you. feliz viernes
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I was just reminded that carpeted bathrooms were a thing and I've come here to share it with you. feliz viernes
if anyone was wondering if you can fit a bottle of poppers in a tempura shrimp Labubu; the answer is Yes.
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
if anyone was wondering if you can fit a bottle of poppers in a tempura shrimp Labubu; the answer is Yes.
I have a new Labubu friend and her belly is full of soup. (this is the optimal state for a Labubu to be in)
July 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have a new Labubu friend and her belly is full of soup. (this is the optimal state for a Labubu to be in)
this is appropriate for jury duty right ? (and probably a cute cardigan). I need to be the most fuckable t-slur in the jury pool or I will lose my shit
July 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
this is appropriate for jury duty right ? (and probably a cute cardigan). I need to be the most fuckable t-slur in the jury pool or I will lose my shit
Married to this angel @jaimeshive.bsky.social for 17 years today. hella blessed.
May 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Married to this angel @jaimeshive.bsky.social for 17 years today. hella blessed.
my little baby child went to Miniso and brought me back this adorable little capybara fella
May 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my little baby child went to Miniso and brought me back this adorable little capybara fella
absolutely destroyed my sleep to finish "This Ravenous Fate" by Hayley Dennings last night. Took me a little bit to get engrossed in the world but once I did I was hooked. I believe it was her first book that was published and I'm really anticipating great stuff from her in the future.
April 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
absolutely destroyed my sleep to finish "This Ravenous Fate" by Hayley Dennings last night. Took me a little bit to get engrossed in the world but once I did I was hooked. I believe it was her first book that was published and I'm really anticipating great stuff from her in the future.
profile picture matchies
April 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
profile picture matchies
I know single-use plastic is bad but I love how tiny and cute this little fork is. Included with my cheese topokki. blessed
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I know single-use plastic is bad but I love how tiny and cute this little fork is. Included with my cheese topokki. blessed
finished Bunny. Liked this one and I’m interested to see what they do with the film. Weird as heck.
April 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
finished Bunny. Liked this one and I’m interested to see what they do with the film. Weird as heck.
finished "My Darling Dreadful thing" by Johanna Van Veen last week; spooky, sapphic and very weird. I liked it but definitely not for everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
finished "My Darling Dreadful thing" by Johanna Van Veen last week; spooky, sapphic and very weird. I liked it but definitely not for everyone.
finished The Priory of the Orange Tree and it was wonderful. Definitely recommended if you are a fantasy enjoyer. It is a bit gay too. (gay as in holding hands, not gay as in happy). I'm going to read the prequel after a few other books I want to read.
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
finished The Priory of the Orange Tree and it was wonderful. Definitely recommended if you are a fantasy enjoyer. It is a bit gay too. (gay as in holding hands, not gay as in happy). I'm going to read the prequel after a few other books I want to read.
I love your work but hate what you've done to my backlog
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I love your work but hate what you've done to my backlog
Apple are cowardly af.
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apple are cowardly af.
apparently I already own this! My TBR is out of control but I'll get to this one soon.
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
apparently I already own this! My TBR is out of control but I'll get to this one soon.
mayo is fine but miracle whip is unholy af.
February 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
mayo is fine but miracle whip is unholy af.
this feels like a really weird combo of books to be delivered together (I've already read dorley but I wanted a physical copy)
February 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
this feels like a really weird combo of books to be delivered together (I've already read dorley but I wanted a physical copy)
the wildwood nj wawa should be on the national registry of historic places
January 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the wildwood nj wawa should be on the national registry of historic places
I really like this girl
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I really like this girl
I keep a tiny portable HEPA filter right on my desk at work, helps with allergies so much lol
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I keep a tiny portable HEPA filter right on my desk at work, helps with allergies so much lol