Emily Vanderploeg
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Emily Vanderploeg
@emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social
Writer, cat person, 🇨🇦 in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, “Strange Animals” (Parthian, 2022). “Suppertime” (Substack) for hot takes on books, dinner, and pop culture of the past! https://substack.com/@emilyvanderploeg
We’re talking workouts, sugar and writing highs and lows over on SUPPERTIME today. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
Getting Back in Shape
Pump that Pen! (hoo-ah)
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September 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
New Suppertime! Let’s celebrate this lil newsletter’s 3 year anniversary on a yacht with a home baked fruit dessert… emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/sailing-ta...
Sailing, takes me away...
We are always writing! Oh no...
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August 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We’re about halfway through the serialized novel fun over on Suppertime, my Substack. It’s not too late to join in or catch up! Subscribe for the most fun read of your summer 🤩 open.substack.com/pub/emilyvan...
August 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
A new edition of Suppertime is out, all about The Current Publishing Landscape, cow hooves 🐄, and fine dining 🍽️ emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/moving-on-up
Moving on (up!)
Why I chose to self-publish (ick!) my novel
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July 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by Emily Vanderploeg
This is so exciting!! You can read the first two chapters of @emily-vanderploeg.bsky.social hilarious novel, Are You There, over on her Substack now!

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"Are You There?"
Subscribe to read my Novel! (A Suppertime Special Edition)
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July 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
A Suppertime Special Edition! I am going to be serializing my novel, “Are You There?”, on Substack over the next ten weeks (starting next Monday). Check out my latest post to see how it all works and gear up for a fun 🤩 summer read 🏖️ 👻 emilyvanderploeg.substack.com/p/are-you-th...
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hello followers and friends! The latest installment of my funny lil newsletter, Suppertime, is out now on Substack. Have a read for some nursery rhyme rants, muffins, and writing and reading life nonsense 🤪💞🎉💚
May 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Sunday big shop, toddler fun, lil roast dinner cooked and eaten, and @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2 Day Poem Contest poem submitted 🤌
April 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As predicted, “milquetoast” was the toughy, but it’s in there now, and I’m going to sleep on it (UK time!) til tomorrow to pick a title. Also appreciate that you threw in a “moon” for the poets 😆 @cv2magazine.bsky.social #2daypoemcontest
April 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I haven’t posted here yet but today seems a good day to start because I’m setting off on the annual @cv2magazine.bsky.social 2-day Poem Contest! This is my 8th year and every time I surprise myself with what those 10 words produce. Thinking ‘milquetoast’ might be the one to trip me up this year 😅
April 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM