Emil Mertzel
@emilmertzel.bsky.social
I help people design buildings in and out of the classroom. I like thinking about meaning, which makes me easily distracted. Fan of bikes and cars, go figure. (he/him)
My kid’s pic from upper manhattan
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My kid’s pic from upper manhattan
LEIA: you’ve got four right there dude
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
LEIA: you’ve got four right there dude
I swear I’ve seen Gary Oldman play this character somewhere
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I swear I’ve seen Gary Oldman play this character somewhere
What did I do to deserve this
August 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What did I do to deserve this
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Not in my house dude
June 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not in my house dude
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Wikipedia beat you to it
January 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Wikipedia beat you to it
I think growing up as indoor cats they really don’t have an instinct for predator/prey somehow. They run and hide from friends that come over but actual raptors? That’s dinner right? Here are some pics from a ways back. Not the actual event…
December 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I think growing up as indoor cats they really don’t have an instinct for predator/prey somehow. They run and hide from friends that come over but actual raptors? That’s dinner right? Here are some pics from a ways back. Not the actual event…
😥 we’ll miss you Teri
October 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
😥 we’ll miss you Teri
Well the kid left for college so I figured I’d downsize
October 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Well the kid left for college so I figured I’d downsize
I’m so upset that I missed being the 22nd backer
September 3, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I’m so upset that I missed being the 22nd backer
These are NOT fluffy imitation matzo balls for west coast posers with sensitive GI tracts. These are old school, made of concrete and are designed to keep you up all night thinking about how inadequate you are.
April 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
These are NOT fluffy imitation matzo balls for west coast posers with sensitive GI tracts. These are old school, made of concrete and are designed to keep you up all night thinking about how inadequate you are.
Jewish, tree, cat, no problem
December 14, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Jewish, tree, cat, no problem