floral shirt lover
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maryland’s okayest. 25. (he/they)
im goin to bed man, im not feelin it dude.
prepped towel, fluid, position, looking for the vid/audio and then i got the text so we are off i think i may just got cancel
January 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
im goin to bed man, im not feelin it dude.
prepped towel, fluid, position, looking for the vid/audio and then i got the text so we are off i think i may just got cancel
January 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
prepped towel, fluid, position, looking for the vid/audio and then i got the text so we are off i think i may just got cancel
THEY GOT THE PLATFORM PF FLYERS FOR THIRTY DOLLARS
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
THEY GOT THE PLATFORM PF FLYERS FOR THIRTY DOLLARS
wake up motherfuckers its commies victory sunday
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
wake up motherfuckers its commies victory sunday
COMMIES UP WE UPPPPPP WE GOIN TO THE NFC CONFEENCE TITLE GAMEEEE
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
COMMIES UP WE UPPPPPP WE GOIN TO THE NFC CONFEENCE TITLE GAMEEEE
AYE REAL WARS MAN
January 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
AYE REAL WARS MAN
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Dan Campbell vs Dan Quinn, the two NFL head coaches who look the most like pro wrestlers *and* the most aggressive on 4th down. What a time to be alive!
January 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dan Campbell vs Dan Quinn, the two NFL head coaches who look the most like pro wrestlers *and* the most aggressive on 4th down. What a time to be alive!
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Final:
Texans 14
Chiefs 23
Texans 14
Chiefs 23
January 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Final:
Texans 14
Chiefs 23
Texans 14
Chiefs 23
no one misses 2018/2019 twitter like me. i nearly broke 1000 followers off being a bisexual man with long hair and a very basic understanding of tropical astrology
January 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
no one misses 2018/2019 twitter like me. i nearly broke 1000 followers off being a bisexual man with long hair and a very basic understanding of tropical astrology
is there an orc fucker sky??? big green honkers skeets??
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
is there an orc fucker sky??? big green honkers skeets??
unfortunately one of my sexual desires is rubbing peen against another person’s peen while we whisper sweet nothings to one another as ravyn lenae plays softly in the background
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
unfortunately one of my sexual desires is rubbing peen against another person’s peen while we whisper sweet nothings to one another as ravyn lenae plays softly in the background
i learned yesterday that black and latino males are the target demographic for mickey’s malt liqour…..pls be kind to me in this time
January 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i learned yesterday that black and latino males are the target demographic for mickey’s malt liqour…..pls be kind to me in this time
unfortunately i do love the way this VA has a odd lisp and a british accebt
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
unfortunately i do love the way this VA has a odd lisp and a british accebt
too much stuff, not enough space? too mych stuff not enough space!
January 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
too much stuff, not enough space? too mych stuff not enough space!
harder to be unhinged when ur fully employeed and in a healthy relationship
January 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
harder to be unhinged when ur fully employeed and in a healthy relationship
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White people snapped with "Holy cannoli"
January 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
White people snapped with "Holy cannoli"
goth girls are hot but hello kitty/mymelody pink girls are really my type….crazy how that works
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
goth girls are hot but hello kitty/mymelody pink girls are really my type….crazy how that works
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i really want a pair of pf flyers and also some new boots but also some chunky loafers but literally i do not need anyyyyy more shoes
January 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i really want a pair of pf flyers and also some new boots but also some chunky loafers but literally i do not need anyyyyy more shoes
was joking with my friends abt the alterbate timeline where i go to Howard instead of community college and they were like “you probably would be the same”
January 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
was joking with my friends abt the alterbate timeline where i go to Howard instead of community college and they were like “you probably would be the same”
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"Help! Autocomplete keeps stepping in when I type the letter F, filling in the rest as "Fat goblin asses". I was told this was a predictive guess, but it's getting ridiculous. I don't search for fat goblin asses that often! How do I fix this?"
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Help! Autocomplete keeps stepping in when I type the letter F, filling in the rest as "Fat goblin asses". I was told this was a predictive guess, but it's getting ridiculous. I don't search for fat goblin asses that often! How do I fix this?"