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Hon. Émile Langlois
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Parodie MPSP 🥶
Jedi Party Dep. Leader ⚡️
Député d’Argenteuil-La Petite-Nation
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« Good artists copy, great artists steal »

-Pablo Picasso

I’d consider myself an artist and Canada is my very own painting 👨‍🎨
Pablo Picasso
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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The Jedi party made quite the impression at Olympolitique yesterday!!!! Our GREAT party secured a RESOUNDING VICTORY over the BORING @polarmpsp.bsky.social I heard they were stuck home because of a DEVASTATING snow storm. As it turns out, permanent winter has its disadvantages!!!!🥱
#jedi
#endwinter
Olympolitique
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Deux.

Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
Ours polaire sur un glacier fondant😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!
Synonyms of cold Ottawa’s Jedi temple
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Diet Coke ahh party 😹😹 Nothing beats a pitcher of Jawa Juice in one of many of Coruscant’s underground nightclubs 👏
Obiwan ordering drinks The Outlander Club
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This is your sign to vote for BRAINROT!! 🔥If you don’t, freakbob wont be as forgiving as we are…
Spongebob and Patrick
November 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Brainrot wishes you a happy halloween ❤️ Don’t forget to eat some feastables and dress up as your favorite brainrot character (mine is skibidi toilet ofc 😍)

#Brainrot
#Skibidi
« This image shows an inflatable costume called the “Skibidi Toilet,” designed for children. The packaging has a dark red background, and the text “Inflatable Skibidi Toilet” is prominently displayed. The costume, made by Spirit Halloween, includes an inflatable outfit with a battery-operated fan and a hood (though batteries are not included). The costume appears to be inspired by a popular meme or internet trend, with a comically exaggerated face peeking out of the toilet seat. The costume itself depicts a person’s face popping out of the bowl of an inflatable toilet, giving it a humorous and surreal look. The child-size costume is designed to cover the wearer’s torso, with their head emerging from the top. It’s an unusual and quirky choice for Halloween or costume parties, likely appealing to fans of internet culture or anyone looking for a funny, attention-grabbing outfit. The price tag at the bottom right corner shows it costs $49.99, and the packaging notes that it’s a “one size fits most” item. This type of costume is part of a broader trend in humorous, meme-based costumes that have become popular over recent years. The “Skibidi Toilet” theme is likely based on viral videos or animations that incorporate absurd and funny elements, making it recognizable for those familiar with these online references. » (ChatGPT, 2024) Goofy aaahhhh pumpkin Halloween rizzler t shirt 🔥🔥🔥
November 1, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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« This image humorously depicts former U.S. President Barack Obama awarding a medal to a duplicate of himself. In the photo, a smiling Obama (on the left) is shown wearing a black suit and tie as he receives the prestigious Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck. The person presenting the medal is also Obama, standing behind the recipient with a calm and focused expression as he carefully places the medal on “himself.” The scene is set against a backdrop of golden curtains with the U.S. presidential seal faintly visible in the background, adding an air of formality to the ceremony. This surreal and edited image is widely recognized as an internet meme, symbolizing self-recognition, self-appreciation, or self-congratulation. It playfully captures the notion of “patting oneself on the back” in a literal, exaggerated fashion, often used to humorously represent moments when someone is overly proud or self-satisfied with their own accomplishments. The meme format has gained popularity for its relatability, as it visually conveys the humorous idea of “awarding oneself” for achievements, big or small. The use of such a distinguished figure in a lighthearted, satirical context makes it even more amusing. The contrast between Obama’s serious demeanor as the presenter and his joyful expression as the recipient adds to the humor, making this image both memorable and frequently shared on social media platforms » (ChatGPT, 2024)
October 28, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Cap
October 26, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Blablabla brat-ci preschool-ça. Le parti brainrot est le « sous-chien » comme on dit en anglais et finira inévitablement par triompher 💯🔥😈
Salamandre orange Panneau arrêt nocturne dans la belle ville de Gatineau ‼️
October 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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Soyjack pointing
October 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Rien de mieux qu’un verre de lait 3,25% pour finir la journée 🔥💯

#Brainrot
Sun Tzu y’est ben fan du ti-bidule pour ouvrir les sacs de lait
October 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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What better way to start the day than by eating a lunchly for breakfast while watching Talk Tuah and listening to KSI new song! 🔥

#Brainrot #LifeIsGreat #skibidi
October 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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What a WONDERFUL day to have hears!!😍 KSI's new song has been released for less than a week and has already amassed THOUSANDS of reviews on the internet!🤑 Reviews include «anything is possible aah song 😭🙏» and «shit sounds fire on mute 🔥». Here at BRAINROT we believe that it's a true banger no cap!!
Positive comments regarding KSI's new song, Thick Of It.........
October 9, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAGO

BREAKING NEWS

The rizzy Mr. chicken nugget will be voting for Brainrot in the next elections.😻

Follow its wisdom and vote for the skibidiest party 🎉 of them all. 💯
October 2, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Do you guys pronounce it as « skeebeedee » or « skeebaidee » 🧐

#VoteForBrainrot
September 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Oyoyoy! How are you my sigmas?!😍I heard a group known as the «Brat party» wants to nationalize coffee and make it free for everygyatt 🤔 I say they’re tripping no cap on skibidi!🥵 Vote for the Brainrot party and we’ll nationalize the beverage with the superior aura: the grimace shake 😈👅
September 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Good day my sigmas!!! I just received a phone call from John Pork informing me to vote for Brainrot Party no cap! We must listen to John Pork wise yapping and vote accordingly! On skibidi fr🙏

#VoteForBrainrot
September 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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The level of inner peace I gained after listening to the Talk Tuah podcast ❤️
September 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM