My Spoon is Too Big
emikk.bsky.social
My Spoon is Too Big
@emikk.bsky.social
I am a banana!
Macho bullshit turned up to 11.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I was there, Gandalf...I was there, 3000 years ago..."
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Look at the ledges, look how they shine for you, and everything you do, and they were all yellow..."
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
That's a lot of words just to say, "I'm a Nazi."
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug.
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That's the thing: they DON'T want to help Illinoisans, or anyone else. The cruelty and chaos is the point.
October 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just keep practicing, and keep listening to yourself because it takes time to get used to the sound of your own voice. You'll never stop cringing completely, but you will start to cringe less.
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They really do live in an alternate reality.
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He was one of the ones pushing right-wingers to violence! He absolutely got what he deserved.
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This isn't "political" violence. This is removing a dangerous Nazi from our society. There's a big difference.
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Badger badger badger badger
September 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Bon appétit," but misspelled. Silly misspellings, like "bone apple teeth" and similar, are kind of a meme, so they might be going for that, or they might just be a moron.
September 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
¿Por qué no los dos?
a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera
ALT: a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's always about "short-term gain, long-term loss." Currying favor with a wannabe dictator might benefit them in the short term, but is ultimately a losing strategy.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kids: "Mom, can we get Kate Upton?"
Mom: "We have Kate Upton at home."
July 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So Baro will be in two places at the same time? OMG, Eternalism shenanigans!
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You know how [Noun]gate is the go-to terminology when naming scandals? Maybe we should start using [Noun]stein instead.
July 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Fiscal Conservatives" haven't existed for at least the last 30 years, maybe longer. Anyone calling themselves a Fiscal Conservative is lying. And they will continue to lie about it because lying is all they ever do.
June 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM