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Most Eminent Emet-Selch
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Emet-Selch would rather be napping right now, but *someone* had other ideas.
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// Editorial sidenote: Solus zos Galvus actually -is- renowned for this one (possibly apocryphal) time he cooked something.
an item from FFXIV: Glory Be soup - the image shows a bowl containing a stew of lentils and chestnuts in red wine
June 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch - stark black-and-white with red masks in the bottom corners and ornate handwriting. This one originally read 'DO NOT eat the soul crystals' but has been amended; soul crystals has been crossed out and 'allagan tech' written in instead
June 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Emet-Selch, his eyes downcast, looking displeased. Text has been added to the image reading "Sorry I'm late, I woke up disenchanted with the human experience"
June 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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// ref: more beard than man. Never forget that time they slapped Ramuh on top of Varis and called it good.
Solus zos Galvus' model from FFXIV; on close inspection, this appears to be Varis' model with two Ramuh beards glued on.
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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// yoinked from /thatonehythguy, let's drag the cantankerous old fool out of hibernation, shall we?
June 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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It's come to my attention that I've been very lax in commending Ascian Jeff on his latest promotion. His tireless efforts in PR and Recruitment continue to be a rare balm amongst all the other worthless imbeciles I'm forced to work with.
The 'dark confidant' card from MtG's FFXIV selection, showing the masked mage doing something evil probably
June 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Don't make me tap the sign.
A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch (stark black and white printed text, fancy black handwriting, and red masks in the bottom corners). This one reads "Lahabrea is not permitted to do anything"
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch (stark black and white, with red masks in the bottom corners); in ornate black letters it reads "DO NOT eat the soul crystals"
June 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A great deal of you seem awfully concerned with what I think about my recent - to use the accursed parlance of this age (ugh) - "glow up".

To them I say, as is my usual wont...
A dialogue-box from FFXIV; the speaker is identified as Emet-Selch, and the text reads "Do not approach me, do not speak to me, and do not dare presume to treat me as a friend. I am merely carrying out my duty."
March 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch - stark black and white, with red masks in the bottom corners and ornate black handwriting. This one simply reads "No" (The character might be deeply unimpressed, the mun is laughing her ass off)
March 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I'm going to need -substantially- more wine for this 🤦
A Bluesky notification indicating that Fandaniel is now following this account.
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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That is 9 ambystomas too many.
A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch - stark black and white, with red masks in the bottom corners and ornate black handwriting. This one reads simply "Don't"
March 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Every day this wretched network strays further from Zodiark 🤨🍷

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Hythlodaeus' waifu stats; they score highly in horny, cute and attractive and text reads "Hythlodaeus is a tasteful waifu known for amazing art" Emet-Selch's waifu stats; he scores highly on horny, teasing and attractive while his score for fashion is apparently off the chart. Text reads "Emet-Selch is an EXALTED waifu known for amazing art"
March 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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With Phantasmagoria season in full swing, a reminder to all that random facility inspections are resuming accordingly. Points will be awarded for dramatic monologues & innovative repurposing of Allagan tech, but deducted for ignorance of hosted powers, unintended destruction and Lahabrea 🍷
The approach to the Praetorium, a large Garlean-style tower dotted with yellow, blue and red lights.
March 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Red wine being poured into a glass from a dark bottle, with a second glass of red wine in the background A meme with a sketch of a man lying on a chez longue and the text "I need a nap... and by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life" The skyline of Emet-Selch's recreated Amaurot A fancy red-and-gold theatre stage, viewed from the audience
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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#wolqotd / #wolquestion
#ShadowbringersSpoilers #ShBSpoilers

Were any of you various reprobates inclined (either as you are now, or back in the halcyon days of the World-as-Was) to seek a seat other than Azem's, which would it be/have been and why?
Replicas of the crystals of the Convocation members in the form of small badges in varying colours, pinned to a pale denim jacket.
February 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I see including Lahabrea in things has apparently been declared a mistake; in related news, water remains wet, and gravity still makes things fall down 🍷
A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch (stark black and white printed text, fancy black handwriting, and red masks in the bottom corners). This one reads "Lahabrea is not permitted to do anything"
February 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Emet-Selch, The Redeemer
AKA Hades, Sorcerer of Eld
AKA Solus zos Galvus, founding father
#3 Seat of the Convocation | #1 Unsundered

#FFXIV #FFXIVRP
Formerly @most_eminent on Cursed Bird App
Mun ordinarily found at @eorzea-etc.etheirys.social
A memo from the desk of Emet-Selch - stark black and white, with ornate handwriting and small red masks in the bottom corners. This one reads "Out Of Office. Leave any urgent messages with Wretched Bird Thing"
February 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM