Venezuela's just the first of many, and they're hoping other places will just fold instead of getting into a protracted air and ground war after this one.

And I know what you're thinking: Didn't the creation of Dubai require slaves? Yes! Good point! Noodle on that for a minute.

What, they just saw an oil tanker and decided to seize it and now keep the oil? Isn’t that piracy?

They are toast.