Emergency Pants
@emergencypants.bsky.social
Escaped lunatic. Wanted in six states for jaywalking
Everybody is blocked
December 6, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Everybody is blocked
Same in the present, but I’m pretty sure I was dumb as a rock when I was a smoker. I’m your basic lifelong dipshit.
November 15, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Same in the present, but I’m pretty sure I was dumb as a rock when I was a smoker. I’m your basic lifelong dipshit.
YES GET CONTROL OF YOUR PHONE HAMLET
November 8, 2023 at 11:31 AM
YES GET CONTROL OF YOUR PHONE HAMLET
I STILL CANT REPLY WEIRDO
November 8, 2023 at 1:36 AM
I STILL CANT REPLY WEIRDO
YOUR PHONE MAKES YOU DO STUFF CAUSE YOURE A BIG STUPID
November 8, 2023 at 1:20 AM
YOUR PHONE MAKES YOU DO STUFF CAUSE YOURE A BIG STUPID
HE IS A GENIUS AND HE IS MY BEST FRIEND WE PLAY FOOSBALL AND ROCK OUT TO HUEY LEWIS
November 6, 2023 at 1:43 PM
HE IS A GENIUS AND HE IS MY BEST FRIEND WE PLAY FOOSBALL AND ROCK OUT TO HUEY LEWIS
I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NEW NAME FOR THIS WOMAN: FARTLOW
November 6, 2023 at 1:39 PM
I HAVE THOUGHT OF A NEW NAME FOR THIS WOMAN: FARTLOW
I HAVE NOT SEEN FARTLOW’S TWEET WHAT IS THE TWEET
November 5, 2023 at 10:26 PM
I HAVE NOT SEEN FARTLOW’S TWEET WHAT IS THE TWEET
I DONT HAVE HIS EMAIL BUT I CAN DM HIM YOU WEIRDO THAT IS HOW IVE SENT INVITES IN THE PAST STOP SNORTING SO MANY DOOBIES
October 31, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I DONT HAVE HIS EMAIL BUT I CAN DM HIM YOU WEIRDO THAT IS HOW IVE SENT INVITES IN THE PAST STOP SNORTING SO MANY DOOBIES
WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE CODES
October 30, 2023 at 1:47 PM
WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE CODES
THAT COULD BE STRAIGHT VODKA YOU DONT KNOW
October 3, 2023 at 11:57 PM
THAT COULD BE STRAIGHT VODKA YOU DONT KNOW
IVE SEEN TAYLOR SWIFT DEHYDRATE SIR ITS PRETTY GROSS
October 3, 2023 at 11:46 PM
IVE SEEN TAYLOR SWIFT DEHYDRATE SIR ITS PRETTY GROSS
MATT GAETZ HAS A STRANGELY WARPED HEAD WHICH SEEMS TO BE A HALLMARK OF EVIL RIGHTWING TURDS
October 3, 2023 at 11:44 PM
MATT GAETZ HAS A STRANGELY WARPED HEAD WHICH SEEMS TO BE A HALLMARK OF EVIL RIGHTWING TURDS