Emily Williams
@emelwi.bsky.social
Bengals. Rants. Food. Not always necessarily in that order.
Came over here to see if anyone was acting normal. You’re not.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Came over here to see if anyone was acting normal. You’re not.
I made boys really mad over on the bird app
August 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I made boys really mad over on the bird app
My fav thing we have done as a society is project cocaine terminology onto caviar.
August 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My fav thing we have done as a society is project cocaine terminology onto caviar.
It was good
If this next superman movie isn’t good it’s time to just take a huge chunk of time off from trying to make DC happen.
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It was good
Today year’s old when I learned this was a real bird and not some weird name for a wine franchise
A Cooper's Hawk getting escorted out of the air space by a Barn Swallow.
July 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Today year’s old when I learned this was a real bird and not some weird name for a wine franchise
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t drink wine with a little snack to kick off the weekend I’m gonna die
July 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t drink wine with a little snack to kick off the weekend I’m gonna die
Crazy to live in the same place my whole life and just now learn we have a county fair
July 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Crazy to live in the same place my whole life and just now learn we have a county fair
Gm I dreamt there was war and that I was shooting fighter jets down from my parents house. Can someone please get me a new brain.
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Gm I dreamt there was war and that I was shooting fighter jets down from my parents house. Can someone please get me a new brain.
I have experienced every emotion today. Don’t text.
June 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have experienced every emotion today. Don’t text.
Men will call each other a bitch on video game then giggle together 1.2 seconds later
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Men will call each other a bitch on video game then giggle together 1.2 seconds later
Some Wednesdays call for the holy trinity: 🏋🏻♀️, 🍬, 🍣
June 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Some Wednesdays call for the holy trinity: 🏋🏻♀️, 🍬, 🍣
No I loooove getting in trouble for having facial expressions. That’s such a fun thing for me.
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No I loooove getting in trouble for having facial expressions. That’s such a fun thing for me.
Ignoring someone’s wins in a group setting only to come to them 1:1 and shit on them about something else is disgusting behavior.
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ignoring someone’s wins in a group setting only to come to them 1:1 and shit on them about something else is disgusting behavior.
Men will be like “I’m running late” then shower for 20 minutes
May 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Men will be like “I’m running late” then shower for 20 minutes
Was about to ask what the feeling is called on a perfect sunshiney evening when you ate good food, had good wine and the music is hitting just right and realized that’s just “happy”
May 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Was about to ask what the feeling is called on a perfect sunshiney evening when you ate good food, had good wine and the music is hitting just right and realized that’s just “happy”
Chase bank is elite in the steps they take to protect people in the moment and proactively.
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Chase bank is elite in the steps they take to protect people in the moment and proactively.
Unfortunately having a Kylie Jenner year of realizing things
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Unfortunately having a Kylie Jenner year of realizing things
Genuinely so embarrassed by the church I used to attend.
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Genuinely so embarrassed by the church I used to attend.
Adulthood is pre-ordering a cookbook
April 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Adulthood is pre-ordering a cookbook
One thing I love about myself is that I do not have fomo. Not for events not for tv shows or movies or anything. If I’m not involved it just is what it is.
April 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
One thing I love about myself is that I do not have fomo. Not for events not for tv shows or movies or anything. If I’m not involved it just is what it is.
Life is worth living (my favorite baseball team looks great today)
April 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Life is worth living (my favorite baseball team looks great today)
Every day is a new circle of hell (my favorite baseball team looks terrible today)
April 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Every day is a new circle of hell (my favorite baseball team looks terrible today)
Two years ago I made a resolution to stop holding my tears in so much (bc I kept breaking blood vessels in my face). I fear I girlbossed too close to the sun tho bc now I be crying at everything
April 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Two years ago I made a resolution to stop holding my tears in so much (bc I kept breaking blood vessels in my face). I fear I girlbossed too close to the sun tho bc now I be crying at everything
Telling people “I’ll find time for us” for a meeting and then making the meeting at 4pm should be illegal.
April 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Telling people “I’ll find time for us” for a meeting and then making the meeting at 4pm should be illegal.
Spent an afternoon at the theater and received a quantity of compliments on my outfit that I did not deserve.
Never kys.
Never kys.
April 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Spent an afternoon at the theater and received a quantity of compliments on my outfit that I did not deserve.
Never kys.
Never kys.