“Delivered the news” is doing a lot of work there, when receiving “the news” wasn’t the reason somebody called customer service in the first place. it’s hardly a “Don’t shoot the messenger” type of situation.

If you send the document to someone on a Mac, they can print to PDF and send it back to you. Acrobat isn’t required for creating PDFs on a Mac.

They couldn’t make the assault with a deli weapon charge stick?

$11 ZZQ, which is only a few bucks more than the average cafeteria lunch at work. I’ll take it.

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