Emek
@emekakman.bsky.social
A Gen X cynic brewing sarcasm as dark as Turkish coffee. Served from London with dry, surreal wit and a splash of existential dread.
Ranting about UK and Turkish politics since before Wi-Fi.
Ranting about UK and Turkish politics since before Wi-Fi.
Here in the UK we dont really take genocides seriously.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Here in the UK we dont really take genocides seriously.
Your style of arguement is extemely unfortunate. You really should try X.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Your style of arguement is extemely unfortunate. You really should try X.
Nazi streak’ — is that what they’re calling ‘career advancement’ in the GOP these days?
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nazi streak’ — is that what they’re calling ‘career advancement’ in the GOP these days?
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the first one" A. Einstein
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the first one" A. Einstein
HMRC raiding the accounts of people who can’t afford heating while billionaires enjoy another year of tax yoga: bending the rules and stretching offshore.
October 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
HMRC raiding the accounts of people who can’t afford heating while billionaires enjoy another year of tax yoga: bending the rules and stretching offshore.
They are great. Thanks mate. I will check that out.
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They are great. Thanks mate. I will check that out.
Oh come on. Obviously it is a joke.
Ps. I am an exmuslim turned atheist 😉
Ps. I am an exmuslim turned atheist 😉
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh come on. Obviously it is a joke.
Ps. I am an exmuslim turned atheist 😉
Ps. I am an exmuslim turned atheist 😉
Come on mate, I am not becoming a Muslim for a t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Come on mate, I am not becoming a Muslim for a t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣
To whom do I need to sell my soul to to get one of those?
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
To whom do I need to sell my soul to to get one of those?
Sorry mate I am a realistic atheist. Bye
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sorry mate I am a realistic atheist. Bye
Would you rather suffer and beg to die? I have seen that and no thanks.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Would you rather suffer and beg to die? I have seen that and no thanks.
What a stupid thing to say. Ageing is one of the the worst things that can happen to a human.
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What a stupid thing to say. Ageing is one of the the worst things that can happen to a human.
It is not just you. This is growing fast. I have not felt hope in politics since 1990s.
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It is not just you. This is growing fast. I have not felt hope in politics since 1990s.
I am watching history unfold and it is bloody exciting.
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I am watching history unfold and it is bloody exciting.
If my memory serves me right, Shine on you Crazy Dimond was written for him.
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If my memory serves me right, Shine on you Crazy Dimond was written for him.
You are extraordinary Zack ✨️
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You are extraordinary Zack ✨️
I love it when you say "bloody" 😂
Ps. you really are our last hope, please use this oppurtunity well. 💚
Ps. you really are our last hope, please use this oppurtunity well. 💚
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love it when you say "bloody" 😂
Ps. you really are our last hope, please use this oppurtunity well. 💚
Ps. you really are our last hope, please use this oppurtunity well. 💚
Take it to Westminster — and bring a defibrillator.
Empathy hasn’t had a pulse there in years.
Dream guest? Netanyahu — so you can show how Jewish identity can heal instead of harm.
💚
Empathy hasn’t had a pulse there in years.
Dream guest? Netanyahu — so you can show how Jewish identity can heal instead of harm.
💚
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Take it to Westminster — and bring a defibrillator.
Empathy hasn’t had a pulse there in years.
Dream guest? Netanyahu — so you can show how Jewish identity can heal instead of harm.
💚
Empathy hasn’t had a pulse there in years.
Dream guest? Netanyahu — so you can show how Jewish identity can heal instead of harm.
💚
Finally, a politician who sounds like a person — not a malfunctioning empathy simulator. 💚
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally, a politician who sounds like a person — not a malfunctioning empathy simulator. 💚
MAGA begging Democrats for help is like the arsonist asking the fire brigade to be nicer.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
MAGA begging Democrats for help is like the arsonist asking the fire brigade to be nicer.