Emily Roach
@emeightball.bsky.social
Just a girl staring at her phone asking it to love me.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
Also Canadian, mother, corporate employee, former theater kid and cribbage enthusiast.
September 1, 1939: the Nazis invaded Poland. It scares me to think that the MAGA regime wants to have their own historical marker in 2026 for when they invade Greenland.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
September 1, 1939: the Nazis invaded Poland. It scares me to think that the MAGA regime wants to have their own historical marker in 2026 for when they invade Greenland.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
Stop the catalyst for WWIII. The new führer doesn't want a 'Board of peace' he is pitching a new axis of evil.
I took a Buzzfeed quiz that said I am a cool millennial... pretty sure the statement "I took a Buzzfeed quiz" negates that finding.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I took a Buzzfeed quiz that said I am a cool millennial... pretty sure the statement "I took a Buzzfeed quiz" negates that finding.
When the Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you" the "you" he was referring to must have been mother nature. Brrrr 🥶
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
When the Weeknd sang "I can't feel my face when I'm with you" the "you" he was referring to must have been mother nature. Brrrr 🥶
America you are witnessing what Europe did in the 1930s, ICE is the SS, the Cheeto is Hitler and the only difference is that in the US their Fuehrer is a child sex abuser who protects other child sex abusers and sucks at public speaking.
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
America you are witnessing what Europe did in the 1930s, ICE is the SS, the Cheeto is Hitler and the only difference is that in the US their Fuehrer is a child sex abuser who protects other child sex abusers and sucks at public speaking.
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Reposted by Emily Roach
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
One of the greatest directors of all time! This is so sad, he directed many of my favourite movies; This is spinal tap, Misery, The Princess Bride, Stand by me, When Harry met Sally... My heart goes out to Rob Reiner and his wife's family.
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Working from home allows me to be in denial about my lactose intolerance.
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Looking forward to getting my pap smear, it'll be nice to have some me time for self care
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
1 hour into making my 10 year old watch 'It's a wonderful life': "So when does this turn into a Christmas movie?"
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why is existing so expensive? I thought I was spending carefully for the holidays, then my online banking sent me a notification with the "😂" emoji
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Breaking: Trump mentioned in Epstein documents, also fork found in kitchen
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Breaking: Trump mentioned in Epstein documents, also fork found in kitchen
This is pretty sad RIP Diane Keaton. Yes, we shouldn't idolize performers and yes she had some messy opinions, but she brought me joy and it's rough.
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is pretty sad RIP Diane Keaton. Yes, we shouldn't idolize performers and yes she had some messy opinions, but she brought me joy and it's rough.
My housekeeping goal is for my home to be clean enough to apologize to visitors about the mess.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My housekeeping goal is for my home to be clean enough to apologize to visitors about the mess.
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The wacko claim that acetaminophen causes Autism will prevent pregnant people from treating their fevers that actually cause neurological injuries. It is one more way to lay guilt on women and abscond from a societal responsibility to embrace differences that don't need correcting but support
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The wacko claim that acetaminophen causes Autism will prevent pregnant people from treating their fevers that actually cause neurological injuries. It is one more way to lay guilt on women and abscond from a societal responsibility to embrace differences that don't need correcting but support