Em
@emcud.bsky.social
Body piercer. Hairdresser. “A bit uncouth” Sense of humour appreciator.
Off out to get very very merry. Think I’ve already embarrassed Santa.
December 16, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Off out to get very very merry. Think I’ve already embarrassed Santa.
Absolutely no regard for personal space.
December 16, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Absolutely no regard for personal space.
Annual Barry looking massively impressed Xmas photo 😂🎄🐶
December 12, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Annual Barry looking massively impressed Xmas photo 😂🎄🐶
Just done the family Christmas card shop. That’s £40 just pissed up the wall. Sacrilege.
December 4, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Just done the family Christmas card shop. That’s £40 just pissed up the wall. Sacrilege.
You know you’ve lost the plot when you pass your lad the dogs food bowl for his dinner and put his plate of food on the floor for the dog 🙄
November 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM
You know you’ve lost the plot when you pass your lad the dogs food bowl for his dinner and put his plate of food on the floor for the dog 🙄
Black tie event in Nottingham tonight, staying over obvs. No shit, looks like I’ve packed enough to go away for a week 😬
November 25, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Black tie event in Nottingham tonight, staying over obvs. No shit, looks like I’ve packed enough to go away for a week 😬
When you’re piercing a young teen, chatting with her Mum, a random playlist playing in the background and a song which every other word is pretty much fuck comes on and you’re halfway through the piercing so can’t do a thing about it. Yup. Think no more random playlists while working anymore! 😬
November 23, 2023 at 5:04 PM
When you’re piercing a young teen, chatting with her Mum, a random playlist playing in the background and a song which every other word is pretty much fuck comes on and you’re halfway through the piercing so can’t do a thing about it. Yup. Think no more random playlists while working anymore! 😬
Just a reminder of my lad’s artistic pumpkin creation. Happy Halloween all 👻🎃
October 31, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Just a reminder of my lad’s artistic pumpkin creation. Happy Halloween all 👻🎃
Nights are getting colder so Bazza is getting snugglier
October 30, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Nights are getting colder so Bazza is getting snugglier
Just back from my happy place. Feeling a bit meh. However, had one of my bestest mates that we don’t see or hear from each other often enough message me and now I’m crying laughing getting pissed with her over what’s app reminiscing. Sorted the meh out. They’re the mates you need in life ❤️❤️
October 21, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Just back from my happy place. Feeling a bit meh. However, had one of my bestest mates that we don’t see or hear from each other often enough message me and now I’m crying laughing getting pissed with her over what’s app reminiscing. Sorted the meh out. They’re the mates you need in life ❤️❤️
As if the crocs alone aren’t bad enough!
October 20, 2023 at 10:55 AM
As if the crocs alone aren’t bad enough!
Pub toilet pic. Story of my life 😬😂
October 18, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Pub toilet pic. Story of my life 😬😂
True happiness is my 16 year old lad when I tell him we’re ordering Dominoes for dinner.
October 11, 2023 at 2:47 PM
True happiness is my 16 year old lad when I tell him we’re ordering Dominoes for dinner.
Just spoke to my 76 year old Mum who’s in Spain holidaying for 6 weeks…
Mum… “I’m off the wine”
Me… “why’s that?”
Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug”
Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em”
It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂
Mum… “I’m off the wine”
Me… “why’s that?”
Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug”
Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em”
It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂
October 10, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Just spoke to my 76 year old Mum who’s in Spain holidaying for 6 weeks…
Mum… “I’m off the wine”
Me… “why’s that?”
Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug”
Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em”
It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂
Mum… “I’m off the wine”
Me… “why’s that?”
Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug”
Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em”
It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂
This time next week I’ll be in my happy place ☺️☺️ No dragging my arse out of bed on the dark mornings for a week! This week is gonna drag it’s tits off innit.
October 9, 2023 at 5:57 AM
This time next week I’ll be in my happy place ☺️☺️ No dragging my arse out of bed on the dark mornings for a week! This week is gonna drag it’s tits off innit.
Finally. Temu recommending something decent! 😂
October 7, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Finally. Temu recommending something decent! 😂
At a clients, this is my current view. Why the fuck am I being stalked by dolls?!!! 😩😩
October 4, 2023 at 9:13 AM
At a clients, this is my current view. Why the fuck am I being stalked by dolls?!!! 😩😩
Was gonna (try) and give sober October a go, but then remembered I have a week away in a couple weeks so that’s fucked that plan. Well, shucks. What a bummer. 😜
October 2, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Was gonna (try) and give sober October a go, but then remembered I have a week away in a couple weeks so that’s fucked that plan. Well, shucks. What a bummer. 😜
Someone took real offence to me calling their yapping dog Scrappy doo earlier. Some people have got major sense of humour defects haven’t they 🙄
October 2, 2023 at 9:56 AM
Someone took real offence to me calling their yapping dog Scrappy doo earlier. Some people have got major sense of humour defects haven’t they 🙄
Autumnal Sundays are back 😍
October 1, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Autumnal Sundays are back 😍
Quick glance, I did wonder what the fuck Vinted was recommending for me 😂
September 26, 2023 at 8:30 AM
Quick glance, I did wonder what the fuck Vinted was recommending for me 😂