Does it count as a threesome if I'm only allowed to watch -- not even touch myself?

You have to earn that, though!

Important reminder every time you look down...

Such a good boy! Yet, something tells me that you still deserve a spanking...

Wait... sucking off my husband doesn't count as sex?! 🥴 In that case I haven't had sex in years either. 😳

Get on my knees and clean his slutty hole, while he tells me all about how much better the man whose cum I'm eating is than me.