Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
🏴 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴
‘…but I don’t worship or serve Donald Trump’
That’s a seismic damning line right there, loaded with bucketfuls of implicit subtext!
That’s a seismic damning line right there, loaded with bucketfuls of implicit subtext!
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
‘…but I don’t worship or serve Donald Trump’
That’s a seismic damning line right there, loaded with bucketfuls of implicit subtext!
That’s a seismic damning line right there, loaded with bucketfuls of implicit subtext!
And as if by magic her wrath is now weathered:
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
And as if by magic her wrath is now weathered:
Tbf, this virulent disease of dysfunctional despicable dodgy-bastardness have filled their swag-bags to bursting under the ÜberRancidRottenführer Drumpf’s kleptocratic authoritarian ChristoPaedoFascitic Dystopia while the glaiket GOP hicks paddled blissfully in the shallow gene-pool of fuckwittery!
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tbf, this virulent disease of dysfunctional despicable dodgy-bastardness have filled their swag-bags to bursting under the ÜberRancidRottenführer Drumpf’s kleptocratic authoritarian ChristoPaedoFascitic Dystopia while the glaiket GOP hicks paddled blissfully in the shallow gene-pool of fuckwittery!
Nothing to see here, bikini waxing his fat fanny is just taking a wee bit longer than usual, that’s all…
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Nothing to see here, bikini waxing his fat fanny is just taking a wee bit longer than usual, that’s all…
Suzi Quatro with Dennis Waterman and George Cole in an early episode of the iconic ITV comedy/drama Minder.
Nothing to see here, just three legends in the making…
Nothing to see here, just three legends in the making…
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Suzi Quatro with Dennis Waterman and George Cole in an early episode of the iconic ITV comedy/drama Minder.
Nothing to see here, just three legends in the making…
Nothing to see here, just three legends in the making…
The BritNat Broadcasting Coven fed the dafties this pish, and the dafties swallowed the lot…bastards!
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The BritNat Broadcasting Coven fed the dafties this pish, and the dafties swallowed the lot…bastards!
A few random pics from the last few days as the seasons change in #Edinburgh
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A few random pics from the last few days as the seasons change in #Edinburgh
Not forgetting The Banged-Up for 24 Hours in Police Custody racist who couldn’t make the photo-call probably because he was, well what do you think…?
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not forgetting The Banged-Up for 24 Hours in Police Custody racist who couldn’t make the photo-call probably because he was, well what do you think…?
Haw, big yin, how’d ye ken yer up tae yer knees in onythin? ye havnae seen yer fuckin knees in decades…Yer patter’s gantin an yer king thinks yez are a bunchay pure boufin bawbags…work it right roon ye.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Haw, big yin, how’d ye ken yer up tae yer knees in onythin? ye havnae seen yer fuckin knees in decades…Yer patter’s gantin an yer king thinks yez are a bunchay pure boufin bawbags…work it right roon ye.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
Aw, byraway, yer sash needs an ironin so away hame a see yer maw so she can dress ye properly.
They drank it all - Just have to look at the nick of them!
“We’re so pretty, oh so pretty. Vaycunt!
We’re Vaycunt!”
“We’re so pretty, oh so pretty. Vaycunt!
We’re Vaycunt!”
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They drank it all - Just have to look at the nick of them!
“We’re so pretty, oh so pretty. Vaycunt!
We’re Vaycunt!”
“We’re so pretty, oh so pretty. Vaycunt!
We’re Vaycunt!”
I suspect you’ll have had a look at this, but if not then it’s one of the best in the business…
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I suspect you’ll have had a look at this, but if not then it’s one of the best in the business…
Thank fuck that utter howler from last year can be consigned to the vault of footballing sartorial monstrosities, worse even than the baufin brown 78-81 Coventry City effort from Admiral.
Please wear with white shorts & red socks - like a proper Scotland kit!
@scotlandnt.bsky.social #KitLaunch
Please wear with white shorts & red socks - like a proper Scotland kit!
@scotlandnt.bsky.social #KitLaunch
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Thank fuck that utter howler from last year can be consigned to the vault of footballing sartorial monstrosities, worse even than the baufin brown 78-81 Coventry City effort from Admiral.
Please wear with white shorts & red socks - like a proper Scotland kit!
@scotlandnt.bsky.social #KitLaunch
Please wear with white shorts & red socks - like a proper Scotland kit!
@scotlandnt.bsky.social #KitLaunch
Replace the fountain with one (or more although not too many - that would be in frightfully bad taste) of these…
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Replace the fountain with one (or more although not too many - that would be in frightfully bad taste) of these…
If I may offer a small anecdote that I feel elucidates what you say.
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
If I may offer a small anecdote that I feel elucidates what you say.
Royal family? Integrity?
It’s damage limitation…that vile monolith of inbred mutant freeloading parasites couldn’t spell integrity.
Wow!
It’s damage limitation…that vile monolith of inbred mutant freeloading parasites couldn’t spell integrity.
Wow!
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Royal family? Integrity?
It’s damage limitation…that vile monolith of inbred mutant freeloading parasites couldn’t spell integrity.
Wow!
It’s damage limitation…that vile monolith of inbred mutant freeloading parasites couldn’t spell integrity.
Wow!
I recently learned (as in last night recently) that King had originally intended to publish Misery under his alter-ego Richard Bachman. (Picked up the re-release of his Bachman anthology on Saturday - well chuffed)
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I recently learned (as in last night recently) that King had originally intended to publish Misery under his alter-ego Richard Bachman. (Picked up the re-release of his Bachman anthology on Saturday - well chuffed)
The other half are dribbling simpletons.
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The other half are dribbling simpletons.
Which well known phrase connects these three presidents?
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Which well known phrase connects these three presidents?
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
This whole performative charade giving the illusion of him being sanctioned by big bro & the establishment is just damage limitation to buy time.
50p says he’s driving down Heart-Attack Avenue en-route to Fatal Car Crash Crescent before other ‘guys and gals’ are exposed for similar shenanigans.
50p says he’s driving down Heart-Attack Avenue en-route to Fatal Car Crash Crescent before other ‘guys and gals’ are exposed for similar shenanigans.
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This whole performative charade giving the illusion of him being sanctioned by big bro & the establishment is just damage limitation to buy time.
50p says he’s driving down Heart-Attack Avenue en-route to Fatal Car Crash Crescent before other ‘guys and gals’ are exposed for similar shenanigans.
50p says he’s driving down Heart-Attack Avenue en-route to Fatal Car Crash Crescent before other ‘guys and gals’ are exposed for similar shenanigans.
Not quite a plane but it’s best I can do at short notice…
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Not quite a plane but it’s best I can do at short notice…
Not a fan of whatever sport this guy plays/played but he needs to find a way team up with this footballer!
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Not a fan of whatever sport this guy plays/played but he needs to find a way team up with this footballer!
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM