Ember White
@emberwhite.bsky.social
Author. Publisher. "The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover" releases January 14th!
Politics is basically a bunch of Republicans running around and farting while Democrats follow them sniffing them and saying how bad their farts smell.
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Politics is basically a bunch of Republicans running around and farting while Democrats follow them sniffing them and saying how bad their farts smell.
As all the specialists in passion teach us, there is no eternal love but what is thwarted.
August 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
As all the specialists in passion teach us, there is no eternal love but what is thwarted.
Almost every dad has said "hey babe you want sum fuk?" and then someone said yes and then you were born.
August 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Almost every dad has said "hey babe you want sum fuk?" and then someone said yes and then you were born.
4.3 on Airbnb apparently means garbage
August 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
4.3 on Airbnb apparently means garbage
Writers don't invent stories. They translate them from within.
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Writers don't invent stories. They translate them from within.
I wonder if wishing someone a speedy recovery actually does help them recover faster even if it's by .1%.
July 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I wonder if wishing someone a speedy recovery actually does help them recover faster even if it's by .1%.
Why does everything following the word "respectfully" sound disrespectful?
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why does everything following the word "respectfully" sound disrespectful?
Anna Karenina is the most normie-ass book I've ever read.
July 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Anna Karenina is the most normie-ass book I've ever read.
tfw your bank account says you should have been a software engineer
July 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
tfw your bank account says you should have been a software engineer
Why aren't there more trans horror writers? It's bodily horror at its finest.
July 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Why aren't there more trans horror writers? It's bodily horror at its finest.
People often offer to pay me directly for my book rather than let their hard earned money go to Amazon and BEZOS. What they can't see is that a purchase followed by a verified review is worth 100x more than the price of the book itself. It's the best thing ever when it comes to supporting the book.
April 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People often offer to pay me directly for my book rather than let their hard earned money go to Amazon and BEZOS. What they can't see is that a purchase followed by a verified review is worth 100x more than the price of the book itself. It's the best thing ever when it comes to supporting the book.
After months of fearing backlash, I decided to include the word "transgender" as part of my book description on Amazon and other stores. Will sales drop? Go Up? Will it get review bombed for "gender ideology?" Only one way to find out!
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
After months of fearing backlash, I decided to include the word "transgender" as part of my book description on Amazon and other stores. Will sales drop? Go Up? Will it get review bombed for "gender ideology?" Only one way to find out!
@vonjeglichemwort.bsky.social Hello, I saw you recently started a starter pack for people into literature. I released a literary fiction novella a few months ago called "The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover." How can I join?
March 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@vonjeglichemwort.bsky.social Hello, I saw you recently started a starter pack for people into literature. I released a literary fiction novella a few months ago called "The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover." How can I join?
@tdw-wavesoftime.bsky.social i saw you just started a starter pack for literature, poetry, and lyrics. I have a literary fiction novella I released back in January.
What can I do to join?
What can I do to join?
March 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@tdw-wavesoftime.bsky.social i saw you just started a starter pack for literature, poetry, and lyrics. I have a literary fiction novella I released back in January.
What can I do to join?
What can I do to join?
From "The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Deer"
March 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
From "The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Deer"
I'm not sure why the option to open up your DMs is under the dots and lines icon, but it's done. If anyone wants a free copy of my kids book or novella, DMs are actually open this time. For real.
March 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm not sure why the option to open up your DMs is under the dots and lines icon, but it's done. If anyone wants a free copy of my kids book or novella, DMs are actually open this time. For real.
Everything was better like this, yet none of it mattered; only this mattered. It was a true connection that could be found nowhere else but here and now. There was nothing to smile about, which had made The Drunk's smile even brighter.There was a joke somewhere that no one else could hear...
February 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Everything was better like this, yet none of it mattered; only this mattered. It was a true connection that could be found nowhere else but here and now. There was nothing to smile about, which had made The Drunk's smile even brighter.There was a joke somewhere that no one else could hear...
"The glass was downed. Buttery vanilla and many other notes were all there, for sure, but moreso, its goodness overtook all. For if this was not good, nothing was. Writing was good, and work was good; but without this, it was all meaningless. The day had lead to this moment again and again."
#books
#books
February 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"The glass was downed. Buttery vanilla and many other notes were all there, for sure, but moreso, its goodness overtook all. For if this was not good, nothing was. Writing was good, and work was good; but without this, it was all meaningless. The day had lead to this moment again and again."
#books
#books
At age 36, it feels like I have had so many experiences that I'm too full to want anymore. But you bet your biscuits I want another coffee.
February 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
At age 36, it feels like I have had so many experiences that I'm too full to want anymore. But you bet your biscuits I want another coffee.
"Money was vaguely needed, yet it came with the envy of days of past fulfillment. What was gone was gone, and it was to never come back. What was here was here to stay, and it was unfulfilled."
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Money was vaguely needed, yet it came with the envy of days of past fulfillment. What was gone was gone, and it was to never come back. What was here was here to stay, and it was unfulfilled."
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
From "The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Deer"
February 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
From "The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Deer"
Some things can be ignored for 20 years but not forever.
February 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some things can be ignored for 20 years but not forever.
I'm 6 months sober as of today. Yay!
February 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm 6 months sober as of today. Yay!
Every girl in the world deserves FFS. It is nothing short of a science miracle.
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every girl in the world deserves FFS. It is nothing short of a science miracle.
"An old book is like having a conversation with an old friend. They've been dead for hundreds of years, but it's the truest talk you've ever had."
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
A transfem novella about loss of identity, disconnection, and a life void of everything but addiction
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
A transfem novella about loss of identity, disconnection, and a life void of everything but addiction
January 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"An old book is like having a conversation with an old friend. They've been dead for hundreds of years, but it's the truest talk you've ever had."
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
A transfem novella about loss of identity, disconnection, and a life void of everything but addiction
-The Drunk, The Gambler, and The Lover
A transfem novella about loss of identity, disconnection, and a life void of everything but addiction