One of my crew members showed up and his only black shoes were crocs or slides so I had him switch shoes with me which meant I was wearing crocs the whole night and I felt like I was wearing clown shoes

Happy WOM ‘S MONTH TY

You had to be there.

They should invent a new Springfield with gay people in it

BUG ASS

Really funny way to say you think a piece of clothing looks terrible

close the door.. you’re letting all the wifi out

Star Wars Jedi: Survivor is, at its core, a game about the dangers of choosing heterosexuality

It is an absolute marvel the amount of mucus the human body can produce

Absolutely baffling that threads has 614,000 ratings because I literally do not see anyone using that app. Each of the three times I’ve tried opening it it’s been a wasteland

Crans-form the workday that ends with an e-mail beginning with, “as per my last e-mail”