Omg!!!! Guess who's a finalist!!!!
I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!
Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.
I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!
Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.
![Lyttle Lytton results excerpt, text reads as follows:
Another finalist, meanwhile, does go the tried and true "maybe you should rephrase that?" route:
[They often say "there comes a time in every man's life," but this time, it was a woman's life that a time came in.]
-Emily Nace
I suppose that's a double entendre, but what I like about this entry is that the double entendre doesn't seem deliberate. It suggests an imaginary author writing a fairly smarmy opening sentence, reaching for a clef construction for extra emphasis, and winding up with the written equivalent of the Picasso car.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eq3mkmsx2jtgrn7777qe7rmu/bafkreiapag4r6hnqusk3y7n2agnyiaj6d34ekfyvjmse7pmahhwlmjwtcq@jpeg)
June 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Omg!!!! Guess who's a finalist!!!!
I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!
Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.
I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!
Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.
The fucking Google Surveillance Apparatus is inviting itself to my birthday
November 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
The fucking Google Surveillance Apparatus is inviting itself to my birthday
Well, the Dodgers may have lost to the Mets, and the ghost of Robert Moses lives on, but at least the Hurricanes won their game!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲
October 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Well, the Dodgers may have lost to the Mets, and the ghost of Robert Moses lives on, but at least the Hurricanes won their game!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲
A bunch of things I wasn't sure about, the red wine, maybe too much Asiago, a lot with the texture, but it turned out PREFECT. Now I just need to work on replicating it.
October 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
A bunch of things I wasn't sure about, the red wine, maybe too much Asiago, a lot with the texture, but it turned out PREFECT. Now I just need to work on replicating it.
Holy fuck, I made some pasta, improvised the recipe, and this is one of the best things I've ever made. Some of the best pasta I've ever had.
October 17, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Holy fuck, I made some pasta, improvised the recipe, and this is one of the best things I've ever made. Some of the best pasta I've ever had.
Dad made a bonfire
October 14, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Dad made a bonfire
Blsky is superior to Twitter, because on Twitter this ratio would be much harder to have achieved
September 21, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Blsky is superior to Twitter, because on Twitter this ratio would be much harder to have achieved
At one post with three likes and one reply, we are already doing better on average per tweet than on Twitter, let's go ladies.
September 19, 2023 at 6:41 PM
At one post with three likes and one reply, we are already doing better on average per tweet than on Twitter, let's go ladies.