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Elyvate79
@elyvate79.bsky.social
A little of this— a little of that. Cat enthusiast, feminist, ally, organizer, marketer, comms, strategic consultant, and I love memes. 🌟
Honestly, I wish someone would just teach me how to use it. Not tech savvy and overwhelmed trying to get started.
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I wish they’d pick up Kidding with @jimcarreysface.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Maybe give it a try. It’s actually pretty well written.
October 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
🌟🧡🌟
December 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Trump & Musk are in a toxic relationship that neither recognizes. They both want “main character energy” and eventually, this is going to crash and burn, and it’ll be epic.

Just hopefully we don’t get hurt in the process.
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I made this list a few years ago during the pandemic but with interpretation it makes some sense. It’s full of bangers and made with levity in mind. #playlist

open.spotify.com/playlist/4u9...
Mom Jeans, Teens & Vaccines: A Pandemic Playlist
Playlist · Chrystal · 51 items · 6 saves
open.spotify.com
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I had this same thought about an hour ago.
December 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
One of my favorite albums from high school. ❤️❤️❤️
December 14, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Where are the 23m views? Maybe spending has gone awry because they can’t do simple math.
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 PM
@flavorflav.bsky.social please pick me! It’s my time. 🫶🏻 🕛 🫶🏻

Btw— thanks for taking care of Swifties. We appreciate you.
December 4, 2024 at 4:17 AM
My real name is Chrystal — last month, I got Grstwl. I had my company create a phantom email that forwards mail to me because I miss so much. It drives me CRAZY. Signed, Chrystal with an H. 🫶🏻
December 1, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Gorgeous!
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 AM