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elyse✨
@elyseface.bsky.social
movies and games, melodramatic trash queen
feeling the makeup powers return to me
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i’m just lucky “90s mom” is in right now
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
what’s up i worked 8-5:45 today
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
oh you use chatgpt to ask questions that’s cool ig i’m just more of a traditionalist
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
zohran mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my other grown woman coworker who knows what she’s doing is quitting
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
is it time for another silmarillion reread?
June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
June 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
probably could have gone a bit longer but i was worried they’d burn
June 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
they hated those the most probably. they’re like “tortilla? hard. filling? slop. structural integrity? non-existent. if you like these who hurt you?”

me:
June 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
work today:
June 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
on the way up to san simeon we took the 101 to the 1, but on the way home we took the back roads which was so nice. i fucking love california dude. four hours in any direction and you can experience a completely different gorgeous biome. makes me patriotic every time 😭❤️
June 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
another successful birthday excursion 😌
June 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
it’s petty but there is a part of me taking comfort in the fact that all the show haters going “maybe now we’ll get a good version” are never going to get it. like girl you’re so stupid if you think anyone is gonna pick up this ball and make a denser, slower, even more expensive version. #wotskies
May 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
finished the fighters guild questline today. cracks me up that all your jobs are like “go in this cave and kill some trolls/ogres/bandits” and then at the end they’re all “you should run this place”

me, a meathead archer being put in charge of an org with branches in every city:
May 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
it’s hot so i’m trying to capture the summer vibes
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
on the one hand, crashes annoying. on the other, very funny to sneak up on a daedroth, get a paralyzing shot in, and watch them go:
May 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
his favorite band is buena vista social club
May 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
s3 finale feels #wotskies
April 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i’m alone all day
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
had a really long day
April 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
#wotskies #WotShowSpoilers

oh also where my wolf and falcon-heads at bc this episode was IT!!

perrin: “kill the ones i miss”
faile:
April 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
same
April 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
April 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
so real. this was my comment on substack lol
March 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM