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Lily 🏳️‍⚧️
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️
🌃 Chicago
🐕 Owned by Mistress
🐾 Owner of Kitty
🐈‍⬛🐍 Mom

Autistic and allegedly non-monogamous.
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This mfer knows what's up
A frog sitting atop green algae
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I'm on a tank
Lily standing on top of a tank
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I am so out of fucks to give, I am now a straight ally.
Lily wearing a straight ally pin, beautiful blonde hair cascading down her shoulders, her eyes staring intently into your soul.
June 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This home depot truck and I have something in common!
Selfie of Lily standing in a parking lot next to a Home Depot truck that says, "Rent me $19 for the first 75 minutes".
May 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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One of these things is not for gardening... 😈
Photo of a shopping cart, the contents of which are: a bag of potting soil, a window rectangular planter box, three petunias, two vincas, and a cluster of bamboo rods.
May 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Sharon
Photo of a black cat laying on a cat bed looking away from the camera
May 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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If you want to know why I come down so hard on LA, these pictures, taken moments apart, are a perfect encapsulation of my hated for this godforsaken hellhole. This is the city that says "Fuck pedestrians" every chance it gets.
Photo of a sign on the side of the road that has a picture of a pedestrian with a line through it and words that day "Use crosswalk" with arrows pointing to both sides. Photo of a Honda sedan parked smack in the middle of a sidewalk by the side of a busy street. There would not be enough room for a wheelchair to fit in order to get around the car.
May 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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🐍 Leorio says hello. Baby boy just shed his skin for the first time!
Close up photo of an orange and black baby snake with white coloration on the underbelly. He is slithering on a wooden branch with foliage all around.
May 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Only catcalled twice? I guess I'm not technically in Chicago but come on I deserve three, maybe four.
Lily in a stunning, strapless black dress standing on a train platform.
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This is the shiniest bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, a hero and a scholar that you ever will see.
April 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Seeing Critical Role live in Chicago was, for me, a once in a lifetime experience that I will never forget. Absolutely delighted to see this incredible and talented cast have so much fun together.
Selfie of Lily standing in front of a stage in Wintrust Arena where the cast of Critical Role is about to perform a live show.
April 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I like this picture of myself 😘
Blonde woman showing bare shoulders in front of a black snake enclosure with lots of leafy greenery in it. The woman (me, Lily) is looking at the camera and smiling subtly.
April 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I never thought I would be living with a boy, but here we are. World, meet Leorio. 🐍
Lily holding Leorio, a baby orange dream pied ball python.
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Me and also most of you:
Meme of the two hobbits that aren't Frodo and Sam. Text says, "We have wife, yes? What about girlfriend? FWB? ONS? Another girlfriend? Grindr hookup? First girlfriend's girlfriend? Cutie at the coffee shop? Attractive people in my phone?"
March 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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They wouldn't let me in 😭😭😭
Photo of a puppygirl (Lily pup) looking really sad but really cute in front of a sign that says "No Dogs allowed!"
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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People actually went in space in this thing that's wild
Selfie of Lily standing in front of the Gemini 12 capsule at Adler Planetarium in Chicago.
March 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Lily's boobs
March 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is wife and I. I am the puppy she is the girl.
Film still from the show Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood showing a small brown haired girl (Nina) hugging and cuddling with her large white dog (Alexander).
March 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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When clickbait headlines fail. 😂 It's "bitch". You don't need to read the article to know the word is "bitch".
Clickbait headline from HuffPo that says, "Aaron Paul reveals the one word breaking bad fans won't stop shouting at him"
March 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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My coworker is the best 😻
A black cat laying on a cat stand next to a desk with a window in the background. The cat has her eyes closed and is acting like she is about to fall asleep.
March 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Beware, if I ask you to go grocery shopping I'm sending you a list that looks like this.
A shopping list that says: Eggs??? If they aren't crazy expensive???? Hungry for apples? Google add hummus to the shopping list. Pain-in-the-ass bread. Seasoned vegetable stock NO CHICKEN. IT'S FAAAAAAAKE butter. PO-TAY-TOES BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW.
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I fucking love this city. Most of the time.
Selfie of Lily standing on a CTA platform waiting for her train to come. It is nighttime and the buildings of Chicago are visible on the background.
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Ah yes, the two genders.
Photo of a pair of doors to bathrooms. On the right door, the sign says Women. On the left door, the sign says Gender Neutral.
March 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This bitch didn't take the turkey from my hand, so she didn't get any turkey. Now she looks at my sandwich like this.
Photo of a black cat loafing on a couch, staring hornily at a turkey sandwich off screen, which she so desperately wants but knows she cannot have.
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM