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Elson🔞🏳️‍⚧️
@elyelsonfree.bsky.social
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A non binary, trans-masc artist and 3D animator |18+ only🔞| they/them
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elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Yeah I walked into that one 😒
Oxford dictionary announces their word of the year as 'rage bait'. A friend has sent a screenshot of it saying 'uhhh... sure?' Me, in all caps: that's two words Oxford dictionary, watch yourself! Friend: and it worked! Me, in all caps: fuck! Fuuuuck!!
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
I am but a humble penis stuntman,
What this means is that somewhere out there lives a humble man whose penis stood in for Willem Dafoe’s. Who is he?
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Hey Nvidia I know how you can save 50 million when your house of cards falls
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang gets first salary raise in a decade, by Jennifer Elias from CNBC. The salary increase is to 49.9 million a year
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Googles what a CEO's actual job is. So. You would be doing nothing at work then, is what youre saying?
An article titled Nvidia CEO says you're insane if you don't use ai to do literally everything
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
considers designing a pngtouber for fun
Elson head but on a slug body, with muppet arms
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
I cant believe librarian has finally revealed the long-con
A screenshot of a video from library of letourneau's YouTube, titled 'everyone hates you. Im the only one left, ryan.'
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Idk about its best, Wikipedia, but happy birthday all the same
An email from Wikipedia saying '25 years of humanity at its best'
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
hmmm hmm yes this sounds like it was designed for the greater good and not as a method to increase profits under capitalism
Taylorism, System of scientific management advocated by Fred W. Taylor. In Taylor’s view, the task of factory management was to determine the best way for the worker to do the job, to provide the proper tools and training, and to provide incentives for good performance. He broke each job down into its individual motions, analyzed these to determine which were essential, and timed the workers with a stopwatch. With unnecessary motion eliminated, the worker, following a machinelike routine, became far more productive. See also production management, time-and-motion study.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The finished cake!! I winged it so its a bit messy but its the best job I've done in ages. My dad's fav cake is home made black forest cake, so I made him one for his upcoming birthday 💖
A black forest cake covered in chocolate shavings on the sides, with whipped cream piped around the top and bottom, and cherry sauce criss crossed across the top with triangles piped on top.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Hes such a gentleman
An orange cat with white paws sitting at the end of a kitchen island, paws on the island, looking to camera
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Can someone explain to this boy he cannot have chocolate cherry cake
An orange cat sitting at the end of a kitchen island with his paws resting on it, a chocolate cake in the foreground
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
And a quick break
The large black dog is now laying on her side across the seat of the chair, head and feet pointed in the same direction. One ear is inside out. The large black dog is now laying on her side across the seat of the chair, head and feet pointed in the same direction. One ear is inside out. She's asleep
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Sleeping can be an extreme sport if you try hard enough
A large black dog in a blue chair, fully pretzeled while she dozes. She's laying on her back, her legs in the air and curled in closer to her body. Her neck and head are against the arm of the chair, straightening them into a line, with her nose partly hanging off the chair.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
My BIL just told me about the new tradition the spruce grove saints' mascot started-- stare down the other team when they get the penalty box
A two panel comic with a wide shot of a hockey player in a penalty box, the saints' mascot standing in the foreground. In panel 1 the hockey player is looking off to the side, looking at the saint in panel 2. A close up of the saints soulless face, string the player down, cross hatch shaded to give him a creepy look. The second panel is the same wide shot from. Page one, with the player looking away again, sweat dripping off of him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
If u got scrap metal I know a guy
A truck with two walls on either side of the truck bed made out of plywood wood that is painted red, with 'will take all scrap metal' Written on the boards in black handwriting. A white square with a canadian maple leaf is hand painted on the middle board
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Gummy sleeping on my suitcase (that he ripped up trying to get at my needlefelting supplies 🤣)
A very soft looking short haired cat, with orange striped fur and white paws. his ears are perked up towards the camera, but his eyes are closed. He is curled up on a purple suit case that is covered in frayed fabric. A strip of fabric has been ripped off the side of the suitcase revealing the gray polyester underneath.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
I don't like this guy
A dump truck with a face and a hardhat A close up on the dump trucks face. His blocky eyebrows. His sinister lowered lids. His crooked smile.....
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Yeah im unemployed but what if I adopted 5 kittens
Two gray and white kittens, one long hair and one short hair, named samara and Michael. They're fron the kings county ns spca. Two gray and white kittens and a black and white kitten. The two gray and white are named jigsaw and norma bates, while the black and white one is named ghost face. From the kings county location of the ns spca
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Someone threw their underwear on stage lmao
Two members of the beaches on stage playing guitar. A red pair of lace underwear hang from the microphone
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
(Frankenstein posting) I fought with @sfemonster.bsky.social because I was like "the monster is hot" and they were like "WHAT IS YOUR TASTE IN MEN" but in a world where Walton goggins is considered sexy by many I stand by what I said
Me: Oh to be a hot tall man sitting in a mossy window Sfé: he's NOT hot Me: he is. They sculpted nipples on his creature suit of course he's hot. Voice call lasted thirty seconds Sfé: Your taste is so questionable!! Me: I don't understand you. Tall fit man with geometric patterns all over. Just say you hate bald people, Jesus.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
The only paranormal experience I had was when falling asleep, I heard knocking at my bedroom door. I waited, no one asked to come in. "Hello?" No answer. Then it happened again. Next day everyone denied doing it. It freaked me out as a kid, but I learned about exploding head syndrome and went oh lol
Exploding head syndrome (EHS) is an abnormal sensory perception during sleep in which a person experiences auditory hallucinations that are loud and of short duration when falling asleep or waking up. The noise may be frightening, typically occurs only occasionally, and is not a serious health concern. People may also experience a flash of light. Pain is typically absent.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
especially if you're Sean Austin, I'm trying to get him and Deanna to bully you for being hot in 50 first dates
ok I need you both to do something for me. to prove your love. If you see him I need you to yell 'I loved you in 50 first dates'. An image of Sean Austin in a crop mesh shirt, fingerless gloves, a backwards faded red ballcap, and shades. Think 80's punk on top, pirate on bottom. He has like, the worlds thickest belt on, it's great.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Sending reassuring texts to my mom and sister
Also i should warn you I shaved my head last week bc I tried to give myself a haircut and it didnt go well LOL I promise im not having a mental breakdown
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
Heavy breathing
An arch half-covered in the tiny wooden squares, forming a roof
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
elyelsonfree.bsky.social
"U good Elson?" "Yeah. Im great! Im.. im good. Im fine. Im fi--" thousands of tiny wooden squares fall out of my pockets
An old canadian tire flier covered in tiny squares of wood. The end of a popsicle stick and two pairs of wire cutters sits off to one side, hinting at where the squares come from.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM