Starlink down across the world. I wonder if Donald deported the servers …

Donald your illegitimate reign of terror will end, and when it does, there will be ticker tape parades in the streets, the fountains will be filled with Chardonnay and hope, and the only place you will occupy in history will be filed under “failed wannabe Führers”. Pathetic c*nt.

@hillaryclinton.bsky.social Mrs. Clinton I just wanted to ask, when you hear of yet another GOP clown misusing public messaging apps in matters of national security, do you have a decorative pillow that you scream into or now do you just throw wine bottles through your living room picture window?

Mark Carney versus the Festering Orange Gaseous Ball of KFC Stank, is essentially Albert Einstein versus the aggregate of Laa Laa, Dipsy, Po and the gay one.

Will George Santos get a pardon from Cosplaying-President Drumpf?

The only time that Post/pre/Ozempic queen will EVER get a pardon from the Kenutcky Fried Sludge Bucket is if the Dear Leader is read the full list of crimes committed by Sparkles Rivage and …

MAGA farmers are wanting government assistance because of the Dear Leader’s policies:

I thought Amerrrrrica hated socialism. The MAGAS thought the Dear Orange Leader would favour them in the aftermath. The man is president of only ONE American, Himself. He HATES the rest of you people.

Never forget, the accusations of the narcissist are always their CONFESSION.

I want media to understand that with Donald, The Emperor King, you are not dealing with anything REMOTELY close to a full bag of marbles. Paw-Paw lost the plot long ago. Stop treating him like a normal politician. The ochre carbuncle on the buttocks of humanity is just a random policy generator now.

I don’t want you people to panic BUT you must know that the USA only produces about 1% of the coffee consumed in the country. No more space in Hawaii for growing. I mean, I’ve seen you people caffeinated and it’s terrifying. But without? It’s gonna be a bloodbath. Lotta road-rage. Tarrific.

I want to live in a world where US Democrats don’t show up to a nuclear weapons duel with Republicans, armed with a plastic fork and a tupperware of organic quinoa.

They tell me Izan Muskler is leaving DOGE (Dumbass Oligarchs Grifting Exponentially).

Buddy, if it’s Mars you are headed to now, please take care that the sonic boom doesn’t smack you in the reproductive bits on the way out.

USA,forget tariffs.Ban all imports until your ports are empty & the occupied citizens must use pages of banned books to clean poop off their bottom brain holes.Every order to fall from your face-hole;do it all,Donald.Yours is the orange face that is the setting sun on the "might" of the US "empire".