Elvis Martini, Reverend Saint Pope Esq., Dr., B.S., D.O.A., MD
@elvismartini.bsky.social
Anti-Comedy Slacktivist
Cancel Culture Extremist
Hobbyist Troll
Cancel Culture Extremist
Hobbyist Troll
March 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
dafuq
March 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
dafuq
can literally anyone actually explain this comic to me
March 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
can literally anyone actually explain this comic to me
well thanks for letting me know how I can't fucking shut this dumb shit off
March 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
well thanks for letting me know how I can't fucking shut this dumb shit off
As absurd as it is for 90s movies to have nude scenes, Single White Female proves that Jennifer Jason Leigh has a nice pair of nips and Bridgette Fonda had a pretty good patoot.
March 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As absurd as it is for 90s movies to have nude scenes, Single White Female proves that Jennifer Jason Leigh has a nice pair of nips and Bridgette Fonda had a pretty good patoot.
who will think of the rich
those poor, poor, rich people
those poor, poor, rich people
March 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
who will think of the rich
those poor, poor, rich people
those poor, poor, rich people
I'm a comedy genius but the problem is the Nobel assholes don't recognize the genre.
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'm a comedy genius but the problem is the Nobel assholes don't recognize the genre.
I miss having a Facebook account where at least my mom liked my posts.
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I miss having a Facebook account where at least my mom liked my posts.
My favorite part about being a nobody on bluesky is that it's exactly like DeadJournal with fewer words and minus anyone who gives a shit.
March 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
My favorite part about being a nobody on bluesky is that it's exactly like DeadJournal with fewer words and minus anyone who gives a shit.
I want one of two things out of life; an audience, or a wonderful woman with whom I can exchange emotional support and backrubs.
March 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I want one of two things out of life; an audience, or a wonderful woman with whom I can exchange emotional support and backrubs.
no fucking shit, are you telling me rain is a thing
March 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
no fucking shit, are you telling me rain is a thing
"Please do not make the people who make other people feel unwelcome feel unwelcome."
Good job on that Paradox of Tolerance, Dick.
Good job on that Paradox of Tolerance, Dick.
March 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Please do not make the people who make other people feel unwelcome feel unwelcome."
Good job on that Paradox of Tolerance, Dick.
Good job on that Paradox of Tolerance, Dick.
damn this post aged badly, good thing nobody follows me
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
damn this post aged badly, good thing nobody follows me
guys how do i famous
March 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
guys how do i famous
My favorite part of Goldeneye is when some guy whose job is to mop up a boat attacks a secret agent who then disables him.
February 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My favorite part of Goldeneye is when some guy whose job is to mop up a boat attacks a secret agent who then disables him.
If Donald can get off scot-free, Luigi should be given a medal.
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If Donald can get off scot-free, Luigi should be given a medal.
Nixon's Wet Dream
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nixon's Wet Dream
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
seems like it would be pretty challenging to skydive towards a woman
February 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
seems like it would be pretty challenging to skydive towards a woman
Every night I kneel before my bed and I pray to the God of the Holy Bible for a fucking zombie apocalypse and it just never comes
February 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every night I kneel before my bed and I pray to the God of the Holy Bible for a fucking zombie apocalypse and it just never comes
science: we don't like the way people pronounce Uranus in a way that sounds like "your anus" so we changed it to Uranus in a way that sounds like "urine us"
February 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
science: we don't like the way people pronounce Uranus in a way that sounds like "your anus" so we changed it to Uranus in a way that sounds like "urine us"
I'm sorry. If I see someone saying literally anything at all ever, I'm going to be like, "Boy, I hope that's not Charlie Kirk."
February 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm sorry. If I see someone saying literally anything at all ever, I'm going to be like, "Boy, I hope that's not Charlie Kirk."
If nobody responds to this post I will actually kill myself. Slowly, in real time. By ageing, mostly.
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If nobody responds to this post I will actually kill myself. Slowly, in real time. By ageing, mostly.
@retrocrisis.bsky.social I'm looking for a way to create a 768p preset for the Retro Crisis Retroarch shader for use with my old 1024x768 projector. Due to the 3.2 scaling factor for 240p, shaders like Mega Bezel create lots of horizontal banding, as does scaling other resolutions on the projector.
January 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@retrocrisis.bsky.social I'm looking for a way to create a 768p preset for the Retro Crisis Retroarch shader for use with my old 1024x768 projector. Due to the 3.2 scaling factor for 240p, shaders like Mega Bezel create lots of horizontal banding, as does scaling other resolutions on the projector.
I have decided to let AI live my life for me. Consequently, it will also be dying instead of me.
December 25, 2024 at 9:31 AM
I have decided to let AI live my life for me. Consequently, it will also be dying instead of me.