Elvis Lastname
elvisfromtn.bsky.social
Elvis Lastname
@elvisfromtn.bsky.social
Uh huh huh huh…
8 Danes died in Iraq.
44 in Afghanistan.
I thank God and their families for their sacrifice.
I I I
🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
I I I

#Denmark
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Are we just going to let him desecrate the waters of our Lake Minnetonka?
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Is there any precedents for a leader declaring war to cover up sex crimes against minors?
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ice’s propensity for wearing masks must just be out of habit Kay..? kay……..? kay?
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
It’s 2026 now. Project 2025 is over now surely. Otherwise there’d be more numbers in the title.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something?

#Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Not long now. Either way.

JD Hamill/Vance will be sworn in as the President of the United States of Trump.

After all this… can he fake being that?

Exactly the kind of husk of a human that Miller and Vought need it could be argued.
December 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Reposted by Elvis Lastname
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
These farmers better not be buying candy or gambling with their welfare money.
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A thought experiment. I wave a wand and the 45th is judged legally guilty simultaneously in every jurisdiction for every crime he’s committed, those we know of, those only he knows of, and those he’s forgotten.
He is sentenced to serve them all consecutively in one facility.

How long has he got?
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
‘Remigration’ is just a nicer way to say words like deportation, and offshore detention. A rose, by any other name, smells the same.

And ffs can we stop calling it Truth Social? It rarely hosts any truth, and if we don’t tackle this Newspeak the instant it’s used it will become the new normal.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In future can we send the immigrants to the Club Feds and send the Ghislane Maxwell’s to CECOT?
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Brown skinned ppl ➡️ CECOT.
Ghislane Maxwell ➡️ Club Fed.
Tells you all you need to know really…
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Why is it so hard to believe Trump blew Clinton when we just watched him blow MBS?
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Next protest sign should be: “HEY DONALD ITS BUBBA HERE’S THE $20 I OWE YA!”
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The guy saw 7 million of us protesting a king and he said fvck you I’m building a palace…
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Everybody grab something and brace.

#NoNobelPrizeForFatOrangePedos
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If every shooting victim of this year triggered 4 days of half staff flags at the WH they would remain at half staff for 203 years, 1 month and 18 days, assuming no more occurred after today, for 203 years, 1 month, and 18 days. By the time you read this it will be longer. It’s surreal.
September 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
September 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If you feel empathy for Charlie Kirk’s family and friends, then you didn’t listen to Charlie Kirk very well.
September 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Buying a Miss Teen USA pageant to trap Epstein seems like overkill. Surely he could have completed the sting op in less than 20 years.

#TrumpUndercover
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trump Oct ‘24: “… She’s a Marxist, a Communist and a Facist.”
Trump Aug ‘25: "It is my Great Honor to report that the United States of America now fully owns and controls 10% of INTEL…”

It’s like words don’t have any meaning anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hey there’s a pickpocket in Venice Beach send in the Air Force immediately.
August 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dean Cain’s just angling to get on South Park. 🦸‍♂️💾☎️📟
August 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Remember when the bar was so high you had to be able to spell ‘potato’ to be President?

#8647
How to Lose the Presidency: Dan Quayle Misspells Potato | Night Class | History
YouTube video by HISTORY
youtu.be
July 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM