I know they're no Fyre Fest but I feel like those candlelight concerts are someday gonna warrant a Netflix doc.

I'm not a professional headline writer but I would probably rephrase headlines like, "David Byrne throws cold water on Talking Heads reunion rumors" to something like, "David Byrne stages intervention against nation's spiraling nostalgia addiction."

Still waiting for a film journalist to ask Sam Mendes if the decision to make four separate Beatles biopics was inspired by the four KISS solo albums of 1978.

People's eyes tend to fix on a slightly off-center point in space as they're walking down the street talking to someone through earbuds.
Anyway, I'd like that off-center point named after me. Thanks.

In the midst of a larger conversation, I flippantly commented, "Much as I'm sure they'd like to, Ticketmaster can't sell tickets for events that've already happened." and my blood chilled. For I knew in that moment that I had just jinxed us all.