Tom Monroe
@elvisaintdead.bsky.social
new guy 'round these parts sick of the embiggening BS 'round the others
you’ll never unsee it now.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
you’ll never unsee it now.
damn. damn damn damn.
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
damn. damn damn damn.
in case you were unclear
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
in case you were unclear
HULK INSIGHTFUL, THEN SMASH
May 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
HULK INSIGHTFUL, THEN SMASH
anyone can see the cromulence here
May 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
anyone can see the cromulence here
if he can, we can
April 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
if he can, we can
and nary a Big Dummy in sight
April 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
and nary a Big Dummy in sight
you can tell by the pixels
April 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
you can tell by the pixels
I'm shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked.
April 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked.
picture perfect, Itellyouwhut
April 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
picture perfect, Itellyouwhut
gonna be difficult not to call it “Cloaca Cola” after this
April 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
gonna be difficult not to call it “Cloaca Cola” after this
He’s sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put THEM on the map
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He’s sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put THEM on the map
"This one's too hot. And this one's too cold. And this one's juuust right."
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"This one's too hot. And this one's too cold. And this one's juuust right."
The New Yorker has updated The Kennedy Center's new schedule and June 13 is already a sell-out.
March 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The New Yorker has updated The Kennedy Center's new schedule and June 13 is already a sell-out.
clearly it's not what you know it's who you know
March 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
clearly it's not what you know it's who you know
*wipes a teal and purple tear*
February 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*wipes a teal and purple tear*
with all due respect and proopitude -
February 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
with all due respect and proopitude -