Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark
@elvirameowstress.bsky.social
Meowstress of the Dark. Sassy and talkative like my human namesake. Loves fuzzy mice toys, monster movies, fuzzy blankets, and ruling the house.
"The humans are amused I'd rather play with the small handle end of the string toy. They forget the cat motto: I do what I want." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
October 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"The humans are amused I'd rather play with the small handle end of the string toy. They forget the cat motto: I do what I want." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
"Appreciate me." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat #BlackCatAppreciationDay
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Appreciate me." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat #BlackCatAppreciationDay
"Contemplating if I demand treats and attention throughout the day or nap a bunch and demand them later in the day. It's important to plan." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Contemplating if I demand treats and attention throughout the day or nap a bunch and demand them later in the day. It's important to plan." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
"Every day is my day." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat #NationalKittenDay
July 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Every day is my day." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat #NationalKittenDay
"A lady keeps her claws nice and sharp. One never knows when they'll need to eviserate something." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
April 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"A lady keeps her claws nice and sharp. One never knows when they'll need to eviserate something." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
"You can imagine the rest of me is adorable under here, but a few toe beans are all you're getting today." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
March 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"You can imagine the rest of me is adorable under here, but a few toe beans are all you're getting today." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark #blackcat
"My human minion hasn't taken out one of my stick toys as I demanded. Such insolence." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark
February 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"My human minion hasn't taken out one of my stick toys as I demanded. Such insolence." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark
"My power knows no bounds."
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"My power knows no bounds."
"It's my birthday. I'm waiting for the inevitable parade." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"It's my birthday. I'm waiting for the inevitable parade." Elvira, Meowstress of the Dark
"Not following my human here, leading him, as is my way."
January 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Not following my human here, leading him, as is my way."