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ara-ara, onii-chan 💓

Aspiring writer/editor. Writing account -> bjlwrites.bsky.social

Fandom account. LGBTQ+ friendly. Occasionally NSFW, be warned.
i can't believe this is *actually* her unique skill description

umamusume is wild
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i could use a drink or three but ALAS i have to go to work in a couple hours :(
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
looks at his fanfic
looks at his original works
looks at the calendar
looks at his hands
his sinful hands
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Notably, "Hot Pink Breakfast" is exactly 18 characters!
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm sorry, that appears to break two of the established rules for naming racehorses
1) A racehorse's name must be no more than 18 characters
2) A name cannot contain profanity
Jockey Club Interactive Registration
B. Foals must be genetically typed and qualified by parentage verification by a laboratory approved and authorized by The Jockey Club. C. A foal is eligible for registration provided it is shown to the satisfaction of The Jockey Club that the foal's pedigree verifiably traces in all its lines to horses recorded in The American Stud Book or a foreign stud book approved by The Jockey Club and the International Stud Book Committee and if it satisfies all other requirements set forth in these rules. No horse foaled in the United States, Puerto Rico, or Canada may be registered unless both its sire and dam have been previously registered in The American Stud Book. The only exception to this rule is a foal imported in utero whose dam is properly registered in The American Stud Book and whose sire was not imported but is properly registered in an approved foreign stud book. For the purpose of determining age of the Thoroughbred, the date of birth of a Thoroughbred is deemed to be January 1 of the year of foaling. The Jockey Club may require any party who seeks to register a foal or who submits information related in any way to the breeding or registration of foals to provide such further evidence and assurances as The Jockey Club may reasonably require, including but not limited to making the horse(s) involved available for inspection and allowing observation of the breeding process by The Jockey Club personnel or designees. A dead horse is not eligible for registration. D. To be eligible for registration, a foal must be the result of a Stallion's Breeding (mating) with a Broodmare (which is the physical mounting of a Broodmare by a Stallion with contemporaneous intromission of the penis and ejaculation of semen into the reproductive tract). As an aid to the Breeding (mating), a portion of the ejaculate produced by the Stallion during any single cover may immediately following such cover be placed in the uterus of the Broodmare being bred. A natural gestation must take place in, and delivery must be from, the body of the same Broodmare in which the foal was conceived. Without limiting the above, any foal resulting from or produced by the processes of Artificial Insemination, Embryo Transfer or Transplant, Cloning, or any other form of genetic manipulation not herein specified shall not be eligible for registration. E. A foal is not eligible for registration unless all requirements to register that foal as set forth in Rule 2 are met within one year of the actual foaling date. Provided, however, a foal may be eligible for late registration if the applicant completes all registration requirements and submits the appropriate late registration fee (see Fee Schedule). F. A foal is not eligible for registration unless its sire and dam have been genetically typed or re-DNA typed, as required under Rule 5, provided, however, if the sire or dam died prior to being genetically typed or re-DNA typed, a foal may still be eligible for registration if a notarized statement is submitted by the Stallion owner or Breeder reporting the death, explaining why the sire or dam was not genetically typed or re-DNA typed, and requesting The Jockey Club waive this requirement for the registration of the resulting foal. The deceased sire or dam's Certificate of Foal Registration should also be returned to The Jockey Club (see Rule 16). G. When an application is made to register a foal by an unnamed but registered Sire or out of an unnamed but registered Dam, the unnamed Sire or Dam must be named before the registration of the foal can be completed. A fee may be required to claim a name for an unnamed, but registered, Sire or Dam (see Fee Schedule).
www.registry.jockeyclub.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
SAME holy shit now they're just actively preying on people's grief

vile
utterly vile
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It wasn't! :D
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's the universe telling you to rewatch it. Cuz it's a good damn movie
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM