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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
RomCom Horror isn't something I expected to go as well as it did, but this movie couldn't and shouldn't have been anything else. Fun times at Heart Eyes.
a person wearing a mask with red hearts in their eyes and the words heart eyes on the bottom
ALT: a person wearing a mask with red hearts in their eyes and the words heart eyes on the bottom
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February 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That feel when you're stranded in an unplowed area with no easy ride in sight :P
February 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"You do have a *milk*-enabled gun" is not something I expected to say tonight.
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Milk hydrates you better than water or your sports drinks. Water's actually outperformed by Cola as well, if both're drunk after exercise.

This's because minerals, salts, sugars, and such actually help hydration more than pure intake.

Milk-mustachioed individuals got their water up to their gills.
February 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just thought I'd post some nonsense, using Australia as an example:
- 1.3 Australias fit in the contiguous United States
- Australia's entire population is approximately the same as only Texas

1/?
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Latex masks of celebrity faces: I swear they used to be comparatively commonplace. Now, zilch.

Michael Myers would have a hard time in this modern era, I guess.
February 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When people are learning Mandarin and Russian in response to the American social media bans, censorship, and propaganda, I can't help but approve.
February 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM