El Topo 🍁
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"Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry
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No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo.71 at signal.
What an amazing coincidence!
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
What an amazing coincidence!
NGL that's an... interesting choice of decor for a hotel lobby.
I am reminded of this photo for some reason.
I am reminded of this photo for some reason.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
NGL that's an... interesting choice of decor for a hotel lobby.
I am reminded of this photo for some reason.
I am reminded of this photo for some reason.
I feel so out of touch with the newer generations.
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I feel so out of touch with the newer generations.
I've no idea if the rumors are true about JD Vance and Erica Kirk, but there does seem to be interest on her part.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I've no idea if the rumors are true about JD Vance and Erica Kirk, but there does seem to be interest on her part.
I couldn't find the place in the Michelin Guide!
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I couldn't find the place in the Michelin Guide!
I try to be festive but everyone just complains.
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I try to be festive but everyone just complains.
Came across this story about another "stable genius"...
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Came across this story about another "stable genius"...
No matter where you go around the world, you'll find that we're all children looking for a cheap laugh.
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No matter where you go around the world, you'll find that we're all children looking for a cheap laugh.
Yeah, that's definitely my spirit animal.
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yeah, that's definitely my spirit animal.
Warning: thicc pedestrians ahead!
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Warning: thicc pedestrians ahead!
Ti-PP can't catch a break, even his morning Timmy's is taking potshots at him now...
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ti-PP can't catch a break, even his morning Timmy's is taking potshots at him now...
I'm gonna tell everyone this is Steven Cheung.
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm gonna tell everyone this is Steven Cheung.
A fresh scandal has erupted over one of the Epstein photos...
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
A fresh scandal has erupted over one of the Epstein photos...
It's gonna be glorious! lol
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It's gonna be glorious! lol
This would honestly not even be surprising at this point.
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This would honestly not even be surprising at this point.
For some reason this reminds me of an old George Carlin joke about eating grapefruit...
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
For some reason this reminds me of an old George Carlin joke about eating grapefruit...
Good news everyone, it appears that Rick James has been reincarnated. As a dog.
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good news everyone, it appears that Rick James has been reincarnated. As a dog.
Well this is certainly getting interesting. Memo from the SDNY office.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Well this is certainly getting interesting. Memo from the SDNY office.
Just a repost -- here's a picture of a horse's ass, next to a Clydesdale.
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just a repost -- here's a picture of a horse's ass, next to a Clydesdale.
This is not what one usually thinks of as a flavor for chips, but it's really great and you should probably try it.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is not what one usually thinks of as a flavor for chips, but it's really great and you should probably try it.