le Pooch Noir
@eltiante.bsky.social
Recently retired federal attorney. Droning on about politics & law, baseball, usage, etc.
le Pooch quickly blocks MAGAts and other shmucks
le Pooch quickly blocks MAGAts and other shmucks
“Democrats” … super precise terminology there
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Democrats” … super precise terminology there
The “shit happens” presidency
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The “shit happens” presidency
This shit has got to become a major campaign issue for 26 and beyond
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This shit has got to become a major campaign issue for 26 and beyond
I left the day the white nationalist nutjob bought it
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I left the day the white nationalist nutjob bought it
Next time tell ‘em “a month of YouTube TV”
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Next time tell ‘em “a month of YouTube TV”
Slurring words like crazy, too
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Slurring words like crazy, too
Could’ve been a hole in the ground
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Could’ve been a hole in the ground
Let's don't forget to drop Hegseth off at the Hague, too
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let's don't forget to drop Hegseth off at the Hague, too
Interesting — lambs, but no cross
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Interesting — lambs, but no cross
Next, Lauren Boebert resigns to pursue her dream of a PhD in Classics
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Next, Lauren Boebert resigns to pursue her dream of a PhD in Classics
OK, people, let’s get on the GoFundMe
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
OK, people, let’s get on the GoFundMe
How about using “Esq.” for “Esquire,” an honorific, after *one’s own name*?
It’s like signing yourself “The Honorable —“.
It’s like signing yourself “The Honorable —“.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How about using “Esq.” for “Esquire,” an honorific, after *one’s own name*?
It’s like signing yourself “The Honorable —“.
It’s like signing yourself “The Honorable —“.
“Congo and the Rwanda”
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Congo and the Rwanda”
Agree with all of that
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Agree with all of that
“Middle-aged voters were especially influential in tilting the election to Trump. A commanding 56 percent of voters ages 50-64 cast ballots for Trump, with 43 percent voting for Harris, exit polls show. The candidates were tied at 49 percent among voters 65 and older.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Middle-aged voters were especially influential in tilting the election to Trump. A commanding 56 percent of voters ages 50-64 cast ballots for Trump, with 43 percent voting for Harris, exit polls show. The candidates were tied at 49 percent among voters 65 and older.”
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
Maybe try Argentina?
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Maybe try Argentina?
"socially distanced" #rightwingbubbletweetsfrom2021
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"socially distanced" #rightwingbubbletweetsfrom2021