ELTANK22
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ELTANK22
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Ladies and gentlemen Boy's and girl's and children of all ages.
You're bestie Marc Alan here you remember I penned When a journey completes destiny begins
I want to wish everyone a healthy and prosperous Chanukah.
Be well.
SHALOM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ladies&gentlemen Boys&girls & children of all ages. Its ScottDavid Reichbart's bday.
Now ScottDavid is the smartest person worldwide.
& not only that he's the finest scuba diver worldwide.
&yes uth's he's able 2 scuba &leap 2 a burning450 story building without a sweat.
So wish him a hoppy bday.
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October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!
JIMMY KIMMEL RETURNS TOMORROW!!
IT WAS YOU!! ITS ME!! ITS DAVID LETTERMAN!!
WE THE PEOPLE WILL NEVER GIVE IN.
DONALD TRUMP SAID HE HATES HIS ENEMIES!! WELL MOTHER FUCKER WE HATE YOU!!
I WISH YOU DEAD COCKSUCKER!
DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!
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September 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hey uth's and Uthette's I was trying to ignore the Penquin aka Flounder you remember fat and stupid felon 34times the big tub of goooo when I heard this asshole say he was considering taking control of D.C.
I GUESS THIS PUKE IS NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE HOME RULE LAW OF CONGRESS.
NO D.C. 4 YOU ASSHOLE
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August 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
boys & girls
You're bestie Marc Alan was just chillaxn' & my phone was buzzing.
& as usual it was the red button from CNN&AP.HERE'S THE DEAL
@ 79 YEARS YOUNG LONNIE ANDERSON PASSED
AS JENNIFER SHE WAS IN.
2 HER FRIENDS FAMILY SORRY 4 YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY SHE REST IN PEACE&HER MEMORY B A BLESSING.
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August 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Well uth's and Uthette's you're bestie Marc Alan with more sad news!!
1stly Malcom Jamal Warner, then Ozzie,
Now in S.FLA I'm reporting to you via CNN/ THE AP THAT HULK HOLKIN AT AGE 71 JUST PASSED.
SEEMS EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN 3'S.
MAY THEY ALL REST IN PEACE AND THEIR MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM..
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July 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Well uth's yesterday I RCD news from CNN & AP THE LOSS OF MALCOM JAMAL WARNER
& WITH SADNESS I'M SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THE THE LOSS OF OZZIE OSBORNE.
AGE 76.
BLACK SABBATH.
WHAT COULD BE SAID.
A GENIUS HE WAS. TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY MAY HE REST IN PEACE AND HIS MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM
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July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I just received some very sad news through the AP, CNN AND NOW CONFIRMED,
THAT MALCOM JAMAL WARNER WAS LOST IN A DROWNING ACCIDENT THIS PAST WEEKEND.
HE WAS JUST 54.
TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY HE REST IN PEACE AND HIS MEMORY BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM
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July 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS !!
MY FRIENDS AT CNN HAS ADVISED
THE ASSASSIN ALLEGED IN MINNESOTA HAS BEEN APREHENDED!!!! CONGRATS TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR THEIR GOOD WORK!!
LILA TOV
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June 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hey kidz
It Tuesday and I have some sad News.
George Wendt Norm of cheers just passed away.
He was a comic genius
What a mench
Well I'm sorry he's gone,
But pleased I got to enjoy him.
So to his family and friends I'm so very sorry for you're loss.
May he rest in peace
And his memory be a blessing
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May 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey kidz!!
It's a big deal day today!!
Why you ask you're bestie Marc Alan?
Easy?
It's the Hey Willie Nelson's 93 bday.
So to to Willie
I luv you man.
Now pass the 'cigar'
And let's rock.
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April 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hello children You're bestie Marc Alan here
I'm here for a special message.
You see ladies & gents today is quite special.
Why, u ask?
Well, 2day is Miss Betty Mcmillen's Day.
So uth's & Uthette's, I would appreciate if u peeps would stop what you're doing & wish Miss Betty Mcmillen a happy bday.
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April 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So how's everyone?
Otay?
So my children you're bestie Marc Alan wants you know that NO MATTER WHAT THE PENQUIN AKA FLOUNDER YOU REMEMBER FAT AND STUPID FELON 34TIMES THE BIG TUB OF GOOOOOOOOOOO DOES WILL CHANGE BACK.
THIS SENILE OLD FOOL WILL NEVER STOP US.
NEVER GIVE IN! NEVER GIVE UP!
GOOD PESACH
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April 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To All my friends and family worldwide.
You're bestie Marc Alan wants to and is wishing you the best pasech ever.
Hide the matzo carefully.
I'm watching.
No fighting.
And yes you're right.
But we know that.
Shalom.
Good meal.
Miss you all.
And see you soon.
Shalom..
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April 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!
IN THE HUDSON RIVER HELICOPTER CRASH.
ALL ARE DESEASED!!
TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THE DESEASED, I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU'RE LOSS.
MAY THEY REST IN PEACE AND THEIR MEMORIES BE A BLESSING.
SHALOM...
LILA TOV
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April 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Breaking News!!
Helicopter has crashed in the Hudson River.
Traffic is terrible.
Make alterations.
No panicking.
I'll keep you posted.
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April 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You're bestie Marc Alan here.
I wanted 2 say something about RhodeScholar COREY BOOKER FROM THE GARDENSTATE.
NOW IF U KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU'RE BESTIE MARC ALAN HE'S BROOKLYN THROUGHLY
BUT COREY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING THAT CAN'T B LEARNED BY IVY PEDIGREE.
COREY GOT SPUNK.
SO COREY CONGRATS.
I GOT U!
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April 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You're Bestie MarcAlan here.
I have a question 4 all.
So uth's please put on you're thinking cap.
Do u think that the Penquin aka Flounder u remember fat&stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooo, the felon' n chef is wearing a cloth or pampers diaper.
& does it have the presidential seal?
D.M. me.
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March 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So it's March Madness is in full effect.
Ok uth's you can see your bestie Marc Alan is UCONN ALL THE WAY ON BOTH SIDES.
SO ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY.
SHABOT SHALOM.
LILA TOV
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March 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's March Madness
I'm all in on both sides with UCONN
SHABOT SHALOM
LET'S GO HUSKIES
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March 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ladies and gentlemen and uths of all denominations 2nite is the blood moon.
View it at your own peril, or not.
Lila Tov
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March 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
u no UTHS I was 1dering y RFK JR. IS DESPISED AS HE IS
&I THINK ITS NOT THAT HES A NUTCASE, ALTHOUGH HE IS
&NOT BCAUSE HE SLAUGHTERED THE BEAR&BROUGHT IT CENTRAL PARK, ALTHOUGH HE DID.
&IT'S NOT THAT ENTIRE KENNEDY FAMILY WISHES HIM DEMISE
ALTHOUGH THEY DO
& NOT BECAUSE HES A SMACK FREAK.HE IS HUH?
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March 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
just wondering uth's on this glorious humpday y isn't every1 gleeful
Afterall
The Penquin aka Flounder u remember fat&stupid felon 34times the big tub of gooo, the felon n chef is under the impression he's the 1. But he is cousin IT.
GOD HES DISGUSTING.
HOW WOULD LIKE 2 CHANGE THAT DIAPER HOURLY,
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March 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM