ElswitFG
@elswitfg.bsky.social
"The creatures outside looked from reform to Tory, and from Tory to reform, and from reform to Tory again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
"The creatures outside looked from reform to Tory, and from Tory to reform, and from reform to Tory again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
That's because he's a complete dick!
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That's because he's a complete dick!
Of all the shitty times to have a shitty president, this must be the shittiest. 🍊
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Of all the shitty times to have a shitty president, this must be the shittiest. 🍊
“Accuse your enemy of what you are doing…”
This quote (often attributed to Karl Marx, Joseph Goebbels, or Saul Alinsky) describes a common strategy of propaganda referred to as projection.
This quote (often attributed to Karl Marx, Joseph Goebbels, or Saul Alinsky) describes a common strategy of propaganda referred to as projection.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Accuse your enemy of what you are doing…”
This quote (often attributed to Karl Marx, Joseph Goebbels, or Saul Alinsky) describes a common strategy of propaganda referred to as projection.
This quote (often attributed to Karl Marx, Joseph Goebbels, or Saul Alinsky) describes a common strategy of propaganda referred to as projection.
I didn't know Moscow had any golf courses! 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I didn't know Moscow had any golf courses! 🤔
Ha ha ha.
The Tory Party's loss is the Reform Party's loss.
The Tory Party's loss is the Reform Party's loss.
September 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ha ha ha.
The Tory Party's loss is the Reform Party's loss.
The Tory Party's loss is the Reform Party's loss.
I don't give a fuck what that frog-faced cunt thinks. I'm more perplexed as to why Sky News thinks we should care. 🤷♂️
July 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I don't give a fuck what that frog-faced cunt thinks. I'm more perplexed as to why Sky News thinks we should care. 🤷♂️
Not sure what the venn diagram would look like including the actual millionaires and the easily manipulated, but they total 20% of respondents. 🤷♂️
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Not sure what the venn diagram would look like including the actual millionaires and the easily manipulated, but they total 20% of respondents. 🤷♂️
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
I don't know what the character limit is on BlueSky, so I'll keep my answer as succinct as I can....
Is it because he's an absolute cun
Is it because he's an absolute cun
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I don't know what the character limit is on BlueSky, so I'll keep my answer as succinct as I can....
Is it because he's an absolute cun
Is it because he's an absolute cun
Can't remember which one is Trump and which is Musk.
June 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can't remember which one is Trump and which is Musk.
“The creatures outside looked from Farage to Musk to Trump, and from Trump to Musk to Farage, and from Farage to Musk to Trump again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
May 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“The creatures outside looked from Farage to Musk to Trump, and from Trump to Musk to Farage, and from Farage to Musk to Trump again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
Is it........... don't speed?
April 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Is it........... don't speed?
And so it begins. 😔
#PriceScalpersAreMotherfuckers
#PriceScalpersAreMotherfuckers
April 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And so it begins. 😔
#PriceScalpersAreMotherfuckers
#PriceScalpersAreMotherfuckers
If I was China, I'd pre-empt the threat by slapping an extra 50% on any US imports.
#TwoCanPlayThatGame
#TwoCanPlayThatGame
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If I was China, I'd pre-empt the threat by slapping an extra 50% on any US imports.
#TwoCanPlayThatGame
#TwoCanPlayThatGame
Don't believe that it's a mosquito. As deadly as mosquitos are, the beast that walks on two legs is far, far worse.
March 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Don't believe that it's a mosquito. As deadly as mosquitos are, the beast that walks on two legs is far, far worse.
Well done, Trump (you fucking idiot)…! #PlayedLikeAFiddle
March 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Well done, Trump (you fucking idiot)…! #PlayedLikeAFiddle
I think the description is wrong. 🤔
March 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think the description is wrong. 🤔
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
February 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
I see she's off her meds again!
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I see she's off her meds again!