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Kristina R. Mosley
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Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover art for the Queens of the Stone Age Album Songs for the Deaf
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Duchess Satine Mosley-Gilbert
April (?) 2011-November 12, 2025
A mostly white dilute tabbico sits under a white Christmas tree. There are blue and silver ornaments on the tree and present with silver wrapping paper in front of her.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Logging on
A photo of a potoo, a bird with brownish gray feathers and large yellow eyes
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Checked for toys under the loveseat and found this instead
A tabby cat with white feet, chest, and a white blaze is on his side under a loveseat. He looks at the camera.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Bought lemonade flavored Metamucil instead of my normal orange. It has no added dyes. I wish it did.
A glass of "lemonade" flavored Metamucil in water. It's a light gray color.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A little dinosaur and his Dada.
A man and a toddler in a dinosaur costume walk hand in hand down the street. Their backs are to the camera. The toddler has an orange pumpkin bucket in his right hand.
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Dada and Lil Dude
A man and a small toddler in a green dinosaur costume walk hand in hand down the street in a suburban neighborhood. Their backs are to the camera. The dino-boy has an orange pumpkin bucket in his right hand.
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Lil Dude broke Harold the Porch Squirrel that I've had for at least six years and dressed up for various holidays, and I'm having a doozy of a time trying to find one approximately the same size.

RIP Harold, you magnificent bastard.
A gray plaster squirrel statue wears a green headband with gold sequined shamrocks for St. Patrick's Day
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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He-cat-e
Photo of a black cat statue. Its eyes are green LED. It's wearing a purple witch's hat and cloak, and it's holding a lit-up jack o lantern in its mouth via a black wire
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Cat is pillow. Also, Lil Dude got his first haircut today, and he looks less like a baby and more like a little...dude.
A photo of the screen of a baby monitor. The image is in black and white. A young toddler in fruit pajamas is curled up in an afghan. A stuffed kitten is under his head, like a pillow.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Post a pic from 10 years ago if you feel so inclined.

I liked wearing the giant novelty sunglasses on my head when I wrote. Helped the process.
I, a pale white woman with light brown hair and dark glasses, look at the camera. I'm giving a little wave. I'm wearing giant novelty sunglasses up on my head.
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A picture of Batman breaking a gun with "AI" written above it. Batman is saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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LRT: an Antifa supersoldier
A black and white photo of Audie Murphy in a dress uniform.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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A better photo of her
A dilute tabbico cat sitting on a tortilla-printer blanket.
September 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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What we came out to after putting Lil Dude to bed.
A dilute tabbico (maybe? It's hard to describe her coat pattern) cat sits on a gray rug under a colorful Pikler triangle.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I took more pictures of Basil than I have of Lil Dude today, but, in my defense, Basil did this:
A tabby cat with white paws and belly lays on his side in a gray crib. He's laying on a blue sheet with white constellations and crescent moons. He looks at the camera, his greenish yellow eyes wide in surprise.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Does it look similar to this?
September 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Showed Lil Dude "stirring" with a bowl, a spoonula, and a handkerchief. Why do we buy him toys?

Also, look how curly the back of his hair is!
A small white toddler (16.5 months) sits on a gray carpet. You can only see his back side. He's wearing a red t-shirt and gray and yellow shorts, and he's got a beige bandana bib fastened behind his neck. His strawberry blondish hair is kinda mullet-y, and curly in the back. He's playing with a light-colored handkerchief, a blue spoonula, and a reddish mixing bowl.
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Where did Oreo's head go?
A long haired tuxedo cat lays (lies?) on a gray loveseat. His head is pressed into the arm of the loveseat, making it look like his head is missing.
September 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Texting my husband scary stuff in the middle of the night.
A screenshot of a text exchange. I asked my husband, "What if you had twins, and they had different sleep schedules?", and he replied with "Fuck."
September 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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These are the fried pork ribs from the dim sum place Matthew and I went to last night. I keep thinking about them.
Three crispy fried pork ribs sitting on a white plate, which in turn is sitting on a brown table. The ribs are garnished with sliced green onions.
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Behold! A sword! Lil Dude might technically be too old for a rattle by Christmas (he's 16 months old today), but it's going in his stocking like he was a Pevensie.
A sword shaped rattle, gray with a red grip.
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
A picture of a potoo, a grayish brown bird with large yellow eyes.
August 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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A screenshot of an old tweet from the birdsrightsactivist account that reads, "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
August 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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If they had this in adult sizes, I'd totally get it.
A screenshot of a toddler's shirt from Carter's. It's tan, and it reads, "Hold your horses" in white. A horse in a cowboy hat, boots, bandana, and sheriff's star is holding another, smaller horse with a bandana in its arms.
August 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM