I need someone to write a song as good as “Tessie” by DKM about the Blue Jays. It’s almost the perfect song stylistically, but it’s about the Red Sox, and the clash of those two facts hurts my brain something fierce lol

Someone meme'd the meme.

Normalize putting potato chips on hamburgers and sandwiches as a full grown adult

I cheer for two bird-themes teams (Blue Jays and Eagles) and would never even THINK about saying “go Birds” to another Blue Jays fan, weird how that is specifically an Eagles thing. GO BIRDS!

I can’t believe I gave up on Twitter before I gave up on Facebook lol. I still have my account, and when I look in from time to time it doesn’t take much of the rage baiting, engagement farming, bots, and nazis to quickly realize leaving is the right decision lol