It's a personal enemy of his hair, or lack of it. 3 hours a day of recreating Mother's do undone with a simple gust! The horror.

And the world's most notorious golf cheat claims an eagle. Oh, wait, a birdie - he's afraid of eagles.

Don't worry, DOGE will reject the duplicative spending. That Ugly Old Thing of the US already has his predisential library, and we've paid for it a hundred times over by now.

Some people are surprised that the owner of this gilt-gold tacky palace would enact Gilded Age economic policy. The fact that the2 previous tries were disastrous & His Royal It learned nothing makes him easily the dumbest "man" to ever serve in office. Any office.

Maestro Schumer conducts as Choir Master Jeffries looks approvingly at the Democratic Castrati Chorus.

You forgot my Jesus:

McDonald's, hangout of choice among notorious criminals.

Crassus, Pompey, and Cesar Wannabe

Fill a wheelbarrow with cash. Then, after your first shop, go home and refill it before proceeding.

Here. All the vaccinations and never got sick once.

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