elshanoloco.bsky.social
@elshanoloco.bsky.social
Born in the 70's, a product of the 80's, ADHD, Autism ... Chaos Awaits ... Send me your memes
Thank you @singaporeair.bsky.social for getting me safely from Cairns, Australia to Jerez de la Frontera, Spain. It would have been grand if my luggage had made it too. I hear it's having a grand old time in Singapore.
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Asked if they still love each other, Mum said “Love is a big word sweetie. Maybe ‘politically dependent’ is a better phrase"
BREAKING: Mum and Dad Back Together — The Shovel
Two weeks after Dad moved out because Mum wouldn’t let him build a nuclear reactor, the two say they are going to give it another go.
theshovel.com.au
May 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Black Smoke Rises From Coal-Fired Power Station in Traditional Sign That Liberal Party Has Chosen New Leader
Black Smoke Rises From Coal-Fired Power Station in Traditional Sign That Liberal Party Has Chosen New Leader — The Shovel
As news of the appointment spread, dog whistles rang out across the country, as staffers, donors and News Corp media flocked to the scene to celebrate.
theshovel.com.au
May 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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“You can’t get that florescent orange look from just anywhere mate.

"That’s 100% Australian copper, mined in the Pilbara region, crushed into a fine dust and then shipped directly to the US"

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Liberating. Xitter never emailed, but it's gone too.
February 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Donald Trump has blamed diversity and inclusion policies for a mid-air plane collision in Washington DC, saying it never would have occurred if the plane was carrying a white, American-born, heterosexual flight recorder box.
Trump Orders Black Boxes to Be Replaced With White Boxes, Following Airline Tragedy — The Shovel
Donald Trump has blamed diversity and inclusion policies for a mid-air plane collision in Washington DC, saying it never would have occurred if the plane was carrying a white, American-born, heterosex...
theshovel.com.au
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Methany? 🤣

I'm dying here 🤪
January 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Makes me wish it was the 80's again, even with the mullets and jeans so tight there shouldn't have been any children born in the 90's. It was 2 Minutes to Midnight for us. (The link you're looking for is in the comments)

icanw.org.au/its-89-secon...
It's 89 seconds to midnight - ICAN Australia
icanw.org.au
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Danish Queen Shows Support for Greenland: “I Also Grew Up in a Cold, Miserable Island Ignored by Mainlanders”
Danish Queen Shows Support for Greenland: “I Also Grew Up in a Cold, Miserable Island Ignored by Mainlanders” — The Shovel
With Greenland under threat from a Trump administration that wants to take over the Danish territory, Denmark’s Queen has come to her subjects’ support.
theshovel.com.au
January 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Hot Singles in Your Area Say There’s Definitely No Need for Fact-Checking on Social Media
Hot Singles in Your Area Say There’s Definitely No Need for Fact-Checking on Social Media — The Shovel
Cindy Valentine, real name Darryl, said verifying every single little detail online was for losers and wasted valuable time that we could spend chatting right now.
theshovel.com.au
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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There's people giving you a hard time for your sartorial decisions because you look like the evil pastor in a horror movie and then there are Spy vs. Spy memes
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