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Shane B
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Focused on the future of work in aviation/aerospace maintenance and engineering. Former AirTran/Southwest. I never fail, I only win or learn. World's okayest dad. ✈️ 🛠️💪

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Those trainers are nowhere near wax-melting altitudes.... plenty of altitude for other overconfidence and hubris issues, though. 😄
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Excellent callback to an earlier season.
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I've always wanted to see one at a monster jam.
a monster jam advertisement with a truck jumping in the air
ALT: a monster jam advertisement with a truck jumping in the air
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November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah that part is dumb but the more idiotic part encourages people to quit and be quickly replaced.

There is no "quickly replacing" air traffic controllers. Period.

If that were possible, we wouldn't be running on fumes in the first place.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have so much rage against this ignorant statement.

The bit about being quickly replaced by patriots is so unbelievably full of shit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I really must read the existing comments first.

Congrats on beating my joke by 16 hours. 😆
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
To be entirely fair, Mambo No. 5 would be a pretty unusual funeral song. 🙃
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hillbilly Antoinette with his "let them eat cornbread" moment here 🙄
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reminds me of those surveillance vans from 'V for Vendetta'
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That poor crew never had a chance. Yikes.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You: can we have a pagoda?

Your parents: we already have a pagoda at home.

Pagoda at home:
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
a knight in a helmet says this is the way
Alt: The mandalorian armorer says this is the way
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October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The people in that district shouldn't have to pay any federal taxes until she's seated.

Literally taxation without representation.
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM