Sergio Lopez
@elsergtr3s.bsky.social
Jedi washout and Starfleet Academy dropout.
Don't ask about the Night's Watch.
Don't ask about the Night's Watch.
I know this is a typical older person complaint, but why must everything require that you make an account?
Like, you need an account to play at TOPGOLF!!!
Like, you need an account to play at TOPGOLF!!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I know this is a typical older person complaint, but why must everything require that you make an account?
Like, you need an account to play at TOPGOLF!!!
Like, you need an account to play at TOPGOLF!!!
QTP with the anime with the best dub 🗣️
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
QTP with the anime with the best dub 🗣️
Badge? Check!
Pins? Check!
Commander decks? Check!
Time for PAX!!!
Pins? Check!
Commander decks? Check!
Time for PAX!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Badge? Check!
Pins? Check!
Commander decks? Check!
Time for PAX!!!
Pins? Check!
Commander decks? Check!
Time for PAX!!!
Anyone else recently had to replace their car's battery? Apparently a lot of people I know had problems with theirs.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Anyone else recently had to replace their car's battery? Apparently a lot of people I know had problems with theirs.
Question:
Do the "Door Open "and "Door Close" buttons on elevators actually work? Because I've heard conflicting reports.
Do the "Door Open "and "Door Close" buttons on elevators actually work? Because I've heard conflicting reports.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Question:
Do the "Door Open "and "Door Close" buttons on elevators actually work? Because I've heard conflicting reports.
Do the "Door Open "and "Door Close" buttons on elevators actually work? Because I've heard conflicting reports.
Dear leftists,
How do I wash away the stench of voting Democrat? Because I totally fell for the "it's either this or Trump" trap!
How do I wash away the stench of voting Democrat? Because I totally fell for the "it's either this or Trump" trap!
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dear leftists,
How do I wash away the stench of voting Democrat? Because I totally fell for the "it's either this or Trump" trap!
How do I wash away the stench of voting Democrat? Because I totally fell for the "it's either this or Trump" trap!
Anyone else hate that you can't use "MTG" as shorthand for Magic: The Gathering anymore?
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Anyone else hate that you can't use "MTG" as shorthand for Magic: The Gathering anymore?
Be honest:
How many of you still have the time on your microwave an hour ahead?
How many of you still have the time on your microwave an hour ahead?
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Be honest:
How many of you still have the time on your microwave an hour ahead?
How many of you still have the time on your microwave an hour ahead?
I'm actually a bit upset about Cheney's death.
He should've died in a cell while serving a life sentence for war crimes.
He should've died in a cell while serving a life sentence for war crimes.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm actually a bit upset about Cheney's death.
He should've died in a cell while serving a life sentence for war crimes.
He should've died in a cell while serving a life sentence for war crimes.
Okay, it's officially November 3rd, so........
Where's the cheapest leftover Halloween candy?
Where's the cheapest leftover Halloween candy?
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Okay, it's officially November 3rd, so........
Where's the cheapest leftover Halloween candy?
Where's the cheapest leftover Halloween candy?
Dear Democrats,
Stop sending me these texts! I'M A LEFTIST!!!!
I hate you!!!!!
Stop sending me these texts! I'M A LEFTIST!!!!
I hate you!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dear Democrats,
Stop sending me these texts! I'M A LEFTIST!!!!
I hate you!!!!!
Stop sending me these texts! I'M A LEFTIST!!!!
I hate you!!!!!
I'm half Puerto Rican, but in general I haven't been exposed to too much of the culture. I didn't grow up speaking Spanish, and I didn't grow up in a community with a lot of Puerto Ricans.
So I'm curious, as an outsider of my father's home......what is Puerto Rico's opinion of Christopher Columbus?
So I'm curious, as an outsider of my father's home......what is Puerto Rico's opinion of Christopher Columbus?
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm half Puerto Rican, but in general I haven't been exposed to too much of the culture. I didn't grow up speaking Spanish, and I didn't grow up in a community with a lot of Puerto Ricans.
So I'm curious, as an outsider of my father's home......what is Puerto Rico's opinion of Christopher Columbus?
So I'm curious, as an outsider of my father's home......what is Puerto Rico's opinion of Christopher Columbus?
Completely random thought that's bothering me:
Is chili considered a stew?
Is chili considered a stew?
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Completely random thought that's bothering me:
Is chili considered a stew?
Is chili considered a stew?
Burn it to the ground
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Burn it to the ground
MARÍA CONDIDA MACHADO IS A HORRIBLE PERSON, AND IF YOU THINK SHE ISN'T, THEN YOU'RE JUST AS BAD!!!
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MARÍA CONDIDA MACHADO IS A HORRIBLE PERSON, AND IF YOU THINK SHE ISN'T, THEN YOU'RE JUST AS BAD!!!
If you guys are thrilled with Trump not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, great! God knows he doesn't deserve it! Let's not pretend that the winner, Maria Corina Machado, is suddenly this anti-fascist hero!
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you guys are thrilled with Trump not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, great! God knows he doesn't deserve it! Let's not pretend that the winner, Maria Corina Machado, is suddenly this anti-fascist hero!
Well, Kimmel's back.
Either way, I sort of broke the boycott (it's not my fault a Spider-Man Magic The Gathering set came out right before Disney caved to Trump)!
Either way, I sort of broke the boycott (it's not my fault a Spider-Man Magic The Gathering set came out right before Disney caved to Trump)!
September 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, Kimmel's back.
Either way, I sort of broke the boycott (it's not my fault a Spider-Man Magic The Gathering set came out right before Disney caved to Trump)!
Either way, I sort of broke the boycott (it's not my fault a Spider-Man Magic The Gathering set came out right before Disney caved to Trump)!
OF COURSE they release this trailer NOW!
First trailer for ‘The Mandalorian & Grogu’
In theaters May 22, 2026
In theaters May 22, 2026
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
OF COURSE they release this trailer NOW!
One side: Disney is undermining free speech and must be boycotted.
Other side: there's a new Spider-Man set in Magic The Gathering!
Other side: there's a new Spider-Man set in Magic The Gathering!
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One side: Disney is undermining free speech and must be boycotted.
Other side: there's a new Spider-Man set in Magic The Gathering!
Other side: there's a new Spider-Man set in Magic The Gathering!
So..........how much longer until I get sent to a gulag for not properly mourning Charlie Kirk?
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So..........how much longer until I get sent to a gulag for not properly mourning Charlie Kirk?
You know what's the worst part about all the terrible things that are happening right now?
I'm starting to just not care.
I'm just waiting to be sent to those labor camps RFK Jr wants autistic people to go to.
I'm starting to just not care.
I'm just waiting to be sent to those labor camps RFK Jr wants autistic people to go to.
September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You know what's the worst part about all the terrible things that are happening right now?
I'm starting to just not care.
I'm just waiting to be sent to those labor camps RFK Jr wants autistic people to go to.
I'm starting to just not care.
I'm just waiting to be sent to those labor camps RFK Jr wants autistic people to go to.
If you think denouncing school shootings isn't worth your time, but going after anyone who doesn't put flags half-mast for a fucking podcaster is your patriotic duty, then you are beyond help.
September 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
If you think denouncing school shootings isn't worth your time, but going after anyone who doesn't put flags half-mast for a fucking podcaster is your patriotic duty, then you are beyond help.
We have a new Fire Emblem game coming out!
And from the looks of it, IT'S A THREE HOUSES SEQUEL!!!!!
www.ign.com/articles/bra...
And from the looks of it, IT'S A THREE HOUSES SEQUEL!!!!!
www.ign.com/articles/bra...
Brand New Fire Emblem Announced for 2026 at Nintendo Direct - IGN
Nintendo closed out its Nintendo Direct September 2025 with the announcement of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
www.ign.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We have a new Fire Emblem game coming out!
And from the looks of it, IT'S A THREE HOUSES SEQUEL!!!!!
www.ign.com/articles/bra...
And from the looks of it, IT'S A THREE HOUSES SEQUEL!!!!!
www.ign.com/articles/bra...
Yeah, so, a school shooting happened in Colorado today, so maybe we should just let Charlie Kirk rest in Hell.
abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-...
abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-...
At least 4 students, including shooter, injured in shooting at Colorado high school: Officials
At least four people were transported to the hospital after a shooting unfolded at a high school in Colorado, officials said.
abcnews.go.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yeah, so, a school shooting happened in Colorado today, so maybe we should just let Charlie Kirk rest in Hell.
abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-...
abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-...
I will never vote for Zohran Mamdani.........
(I'm not a New York City resident)
(I'm not a New York City resident)
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will never vote for Zohran Mamdani.........
(I'm not a New York City resident)
(I'm not a New York City resident)