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El Sargento García
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HEY KID YA EVER THINK OF GROWING A BEARD

*turns out he likes beards, except JD’s.
Trump and mowing kid.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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She went from looking kinda like Anne Hathaway to… not.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, before and after surgery.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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“Look, I was busy buying a wood. My wife said she wants some.”
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Oh, you mean the things that Elmo has been promising for years and are not likely to happen any time soon? Well, no wonder the stock went up.
Tesla rises as analyst gets bullish on fsd, robotaxis.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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What bullshit. This lawsuit was filed in New York but was withdrawn because of dead threats.
11. On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance. 12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintif, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion".
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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These two pics seem to show the aftermath with putin, but I don’t believe it happened with Clinton. He ain’t the only Bubba.
Trump and Putin Trump and Putin
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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“Yes, your honor, those guys are creepy.”
Trump and very young companions on his way somewhere.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It’s probably Elon’s evil cousin Felon Musk.
Felon Musk
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Remember when he raped two teen girls? They do.
11. On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance. 12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion".
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Partial alt text, they only allow 2,000 characters.
11. On the third occasion involving the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson was forced to engage in an unnatural lesbian sex act with her fellow minor and sex slave, Maria Doe age 12, for the sexual enjoyment of Defendant Trump. After this sex act, both minors were forced to orally copulate Defendant Trump by placing their mouths simultaneously on his erect penis until he achieved sexual orgasm. After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance. 12. On the fourth and final sexual encounter with the Defendant, Donald J. Trump, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was tied to a bed by Defendant Trump who then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff Johnson. During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff Johnson loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to "please wear a condom". Defendant Trump responded by violently striking Plaintiff Johnson in the face with his open hand and screaming that "he would do whatever he wanted" as he refused to wear protection. After achieving sexual orgasm, the Defendant, Donald J. Trump put his suit back on and when the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, in tears asked Defendant Trump what would happen if he had impregnated her, Defendant Trump grabbed his wallet and threw some money at her and screamed that she should use the money "to get a fucking abortion". 13. On the first occasion involving the Defendant, Jeffrey E. Epstein, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, was forced to disrobe into her bra and panties and to give a full body massage to Defendant Epstein while he was completely naked. During the massage, Defendant Epstein physically forced Plaintiff Johnson to touch his erect penis with her bare hands and to clean up his ejaculated semen after he achieved sexual orgasm. 14. On the second occasion involving the Defendant, Jeffrey Epstein, the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson was again forced to disrobe into her bra and panties…
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Now imagine her… naked
Elon’s girlfriend from Canada. Graphics card.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Did he use a puppet? Because his lips weren’t moving.
Trump speaking on the phone?
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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(singing softly)
what the world needs now is love, sweet love…
Another Italian tragicomedy based in the WH
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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“On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree”🎵🎶

“C’mon everyone, sing!”
Getting ready for Xmas at the WH
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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KID YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE MY BATTERIES AGAIN
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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But he’s such a delight usually!
“Justice” Kavanaugh being his usual asshole self.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Let’s just keep these two South Africans and send the rest home, starting with Elon and his family.
Charlize Theron and Trevor Noah
November 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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From USDA.gov. Fucking republican assholes.
Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance.
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Am I the only one who thinks that this may be it? That destroying the White House is crossing a line, even for republicans? It’s like when people react more strongly to the death of an animal than that of a person. I think we need to push this one hard.
East Wing destroyed East Wing destroyed
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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You have to wonder where all those armed patriots willing to give their lives in defense of democracy and the American way of life are at this precise moment.
[presses ear piece] I’m told they’re watching Fox News. Got it.
Trump is destroying the East Wing of the White House to build an ugly ass extension of maralago in DC
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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To the Editor: I am one of these so-called profoundly autistic people this article describes. I cannot utter meaningful speech, and as a result, I was branded for years as someone with an intellectual disability and an I.Q. of 40. All this time, however, I understood everything that was going on around me. I just could not show it to others because of my deranged relationship with my own body. I am concerned about the creation of a separate category, called profound autism, for those of us with the most severe disabilities. There are real differences between the sort of autism that I have and so-called Asperger's syndrome. But it does not help us at all to impose a hierarchy of lower and higher functioning. We need to figure out how to tap into the skills and insights of those of us who cannot talk, who make up anywhere from 25 percent to 40 percent of the autistic community, depending on the estimate. For me, the way out of this dilemma was learning to communicate by typing. I suddenly went from being seen as intellectually impaired to taking college classes. I was never low-functioning, and neither are my autistic brothers and sisters without the ability to speak. I was just misjudged and ignored, and I fear that my fate will be the fate of many others termed low functioning in this new schema. Jason Jacoby Lee New York
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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From your neighbors in Black Mountain, NC. #NoKingsDay
Same shit, different hat poster. Nazi, MAGA, ICE hats and KKK hood.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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No Kings
Poster says Same Shit, Different Hat Shows nazi, ice, maga, Dixie flag and German hats. Also, KKK hood.
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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#NoKingsDay in Black Mountain, North Carolina.
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Black Mountain, North Carolina
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM