Feels like I'm rapidly reading every page of my life, line-by-line, excited to get to the new chapter. And on the next page, the big bold letters saying "Book II"

I think the edible hit.

Melania really looked like she wanted to steal the Ark of the Covenant today.

Trying really hard not to be a defeatist, but fuck today feels like an absolute travesty. We'll all remember today, but good Christ I hope it's just because of the anxiety that outweighed the outcome. But I think everything changes forever today.

🥖

Having to evacuate from the LA wildfires has been a trip. So grateful for those who took us in, and to have a place I can go to be safe.

I don’t know how to Bluesky, but here’s my loveable fluff looking like he had one too many the night before.

snoogans.

Make tomorrow happen today.

Here we are now. Entertain us